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Nope it was ... "Aye, we 'ad a laugh". Ive got it on my comp.

You say that, but it wont stop the stupid people. I live about 150 foot above the normal level of the river next to me (anout about 500 foot away). During the flooding there was a police cordon around my area, and i was told that if i drove out i would not be allowed to drive back in. The...

Love it. Love it. Love it!!!!!!!!!!

Let me put it this way. I have a 360, a Wii and a PS3. Of those 3, the only ones that get any use are the last 2. The Wii is a great party machine, its fun to use, even non-gamers can play and finally you can get fit by gaming!!!!! Bonus!!!!! The PS3. Yes, it costs a fortune, but you...

... and spybot S&D...

If your car has an ECU, replace the ECU coolant temperature sensor. If its on an automatic choke, its probably the auto choke thats died.

Last night i slept like a baby. I woke up 3 times and wet the bed. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Flattery will get you nowhere, but flatulance will - if you light it. Ive called by dog "stay". I have endless fun shouting come here, stay.... come here, stay... My other dog is...

My favourite quote from these floods is a shop keeper complaining that the local council hadn't provided any (useless) sandbags and that the council, "... didnt warn us there was going to be any flooding..." IT WAS RAINING HEAVILY FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wasnt that enough warning? :shock:

I think thats a typo, shouldn't that be "shot" instead of "taxed"? When was the last time you saw a chav paying tax? :wink:

Here is the list of programmes that the BBC is currently making that i watch.... Doctor Who, Top Gear, Thats it. Just those 2 programmes - and im being charitable, those 2 arn't on now. The rest of their current output (i wouldnt even call them programmes) are either uninteresting or...

So much for the spell checker. :roll:

No, sorry you are wrong. Insufferably smug middle class idiots are shown around a procession of houses, which they all refuse in the most trivial of reasons. They then finally plump for one and go on to remove any real personality out of it - making a home into a house - and then let it out...

What's red and sits a corner? ------------------------------------------------------------------ A naughty strawberry.

WD40 has its uses, but over time it can become hydroscopic. Its better to get your engine completely dry - take it for a long run on a hot day. Let it cool down, and the dowse the engine electrical system with silicome spray grease - its far better than WD40 as its not spirit based and will...

Urine contains ammonia, which can break down several types of aquatic vemon. But it gets better, the older and more decomposed the urine the more ammonia it has, so its even better if you use stale urine. Bleugh!!!

Stupidity, thoughlessness, arrogance, selfish.... Any/all of the above. Although, there is a distinction between something seen as similar. e.g Freelander/X5/Range Rover - Land Rover/Frontera/Trooper. The former is a 4X4/soft roader while the latter is simply an off roader. I dont see why...

OK, here's my policies to be used after world domination. Jamie Oliver is to be dragged behind his sodding VW camper van for a mile or two. With his fat, floppy tongue. Every weekend. Immediate painfull death for anyone who makes, appears in or watches any programmes with "property" in the...

Oh, thats nothing. Heard the lastest? They are going to re-cast Cath.... <gag>..... Cathe <gag>.... Cat...<gag>.... Deep breath.... They are going to re-cast that Tate woman :evil: :evil: :evil: I feel sick even typing it.

In a similar vein... Remember the end Of Spitting Image's Chicken song, that ended with a northern, "Aye, we 'ad a laugh"?

Warning. Although this link to a pic is innocent, there are some.... shall we say.... dodgy pics if you look further on the site..... But still, enjoy some ironic notices.... ................................................