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Love the game - but it's driving the wife nuts :roll:

See question on Sky plus forum :oops:

:idea: Point of interest :idea: Would it be possible to change the hard drive in Sky+ for another to increase the memory? :?: Now that's a geeky question?

Have a few relatives that live in Nottingham and they always say "Are you alright duck!" Keep checking my feet to see if they're webbed :?

Illegal immigrants mistake the Delhi express for the Chunnel train!!!!

Could you tell me where the toilet is on this train?

Either way it's going to pain!! :twisted: Pain in the mouth or pain in the pocket! Just remember - as long as you feel the pain - you are alive!! :evil: (probably!!!!)

Hi Moz - go for it! I lived in Madrid from 1988 - 1990 and picked up the lingo as I was away from the tourist areas. Was back in Spain for the entire month of June and have persuaded my wife to move there (after trying for years!!!!!) :D Have a look at iwantapropertyinspain.com - there are...

Have you got a new baby or younger child? This one could be after a little more attention as he may not feel wanted!!! :(

Polish Surname - don't speak any of the language (adopted!). But speak Spanish, have a Dutch wife & children (yet the children don't speak dutch and were born in Britain!). And yes!!! I am a Brit!!!! :? That must be a minority!! :P

I lived in Madrid for a couple of years and can tell you that address just doesn't exist!!!! :x

No - seriously now! There are usually buses from the airports to the most popular Spanish resorts. Information at the airport (I think it's Malaga) will let you know from where and when the buses go! :P

Taxi! :twisted:

Nobody has a clue what nationality he was - however, many believe he was a Roman soldier!!! (Possibly King Arthur in disguise! :twisted: )

Yep! It really is. Zelda is far better looking! :lol:

"I love him really!"

"Look at caption contest 31, that's an environmental friendly vehicle!"

Former BT engineer decides to blow his own trumpet!!

anybody that's interested... http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/slavery.htm __________________ Surprised there's nothing about William Wilberforce in there & you being from 'Ull!!!! The slave trade has always existed even prior to our participation in it - Romans and Greeks had...

Jungle Formula from - can be bought from "Boots" or any good chemists. Used it all over the world when in the army and never got bit once! Used the army insect repellant - and guess what - it attracted the blood suckers!!!!! :idea: Started spraying it anywhere but on me - kept them away!!!