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Me & Himmy have enjoyed many a weekend away together. When you gets to know the bloke he's actually quite an interesting character . . . You go back to your bedsit with your fast food & masturbate over your porn fantasy. Leave us that live in the real world alone & we'll all get along just fine.

WTF is JP ??? Please don't speak in code. "Mottie the stalker" won't understand, & we wouldn't want to miss his valuable contributions would we ???

Weird fukker, like IU said.

I was one of 8 people who were recruited on day 1 of the computer retailer called PC World. I retired from that at age 50 on a £120 000 per year salary with a Merc S class company car. They closed down my location & paid me £450 000 redundency & let me keep the car. I have done other things that...

You know you are one weird friggin individual, apart from monitoring this forum 24/7 to pounce on every post & spout your bile you have some other very beta male traits. The £650k bungalow on the Lynn peninsula was sold shortly after Mrs Lard died. I still have the £6500 Harley & yes it takes...

Mostly been fettling my new boat. At 65' long & 6' wide it's nearly as big as my willy. Just one great big phallic symbol really innit. I now have my very own pet Swan & on the port side the Passion flowers are just starting to bloom. Rejoice in your bedsits & half way housing losers. Paradise...

SCOF, Dork Lard . . . Whatever, has bought himself a narrow boat. Moored near St Neots with NO PHONE SIGNAL, which I'm still undecided whether that's a good or bad thing.

Nope. I know a bit about this . . . Most top class swimmers fitness regimes revolves almost entirely in the pool.

Most men have better legs than most wimmin.

Forget the gym, unless you can afford a personal trainer. If you want to get fit & look good then there are only 2 things you need to do. No'1 Swimming. Have you ever seen an unfit swimmer? They don't do gym exercises, almost all of their training is done in the pool & have you seen Adam Peaty...

Torque my man, torque. Pure torque, torque & nothing but the torque. Have you ever enjoyed the pure joy of throwing your leg over ???? I think not.

I am 100% confident that it is in better condition than you are . . . What car do you drive? No doubt it is a sensible & boring, mundane one.

You assume I bought it to ride it, you silly fool. It is the main feature in my man cave.

No they aren't . . . And I know a lot about these things . . .

It's a Buick Special & it is everything you want if you into yank tanks. It's up for auction on Fri 22 May, Mathewsons estimate it at £16k - £18k . . . But if no one else is interested. I viewed it & it is immaculate, it has obviously been loved all of its life. Auction entry here ...

It seems that there's still a few talking sweaty testicles here. Please, please, please before you embarrass yourselve's any further . . . Read "The Emporer Wears No Clothes" by Jack Herer.

Been to view this . . .

Oh I don't know. How much did you spend on your last drinking session & did you enjoy your hangover??? The number of people using cannabis for recreational & medicinal purposes now far exceeds all of you pi$$ heads. Part of the reason why your pubs are all empty & shutting down.

Can you read? It will take you approx 4hrs to read it.

No, Jack Herer did. Derrr Read it & you will be astonished.