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My son and his iPod are inseperable. When we were on holiday he had it with him all the time - including the day he spent 20 mins swimming with it in his shorts :( Needless to say it was very wet and unresponsive when he got out. I drained the water out and used a hair dryer (on cool) for...

Both of my children have had swine flu. The youngest was bad for 3-4 days but my eldest son was been extremely ill for almost three weeks. He had swine flu followed by pneumonia. The worst part was knowing how ill he was and the authorities not giving a damn. He was seen twice by a locum...

Not quite a DIY disaster, more of a 'Kitchen Designer c**k-up' I quoted on a job to extend and fit a kitchen by converting half of the adjoining garage. After accepting the quote, and having spent time discussing the conversion with the local district surveyor, the clients kindly called to...

Thanks guys, looks like plan B then :!:

Hi I need some help with a bell that I've bought that i want to use as a doorbell. I've been told that it's and old telephone extension bell. I've attached a couple of pictures. The back of the bell case has 40BPLU/3 printed on it Is it possible to wire this (via a transformer?) to be...

Thanks for the advice. Very helpful (less tiling sounds good :D )

I'm going to be plastering my bathroom shortly. I is currently covered in 1930s glass type panels which have been stuck straight onto what looks like render. Once the panels (and rock hard blobs of adhesive) have been removed what plaster do I need to use? Bonding and then multi-finnish...

The bugger doesn't have a steam shower!

Mrs BOC wants the bathroom doing. She's seen some steam shower rooms on various websites (e.g http://www.theshowercompany.com/store_showproduct.php?showmodel=GF1209) and wants one. Has anyone had any experience of them? Are they any good? Are they easy to install? Any help and or...

Try looking for your manual here http://www.smeguk.com/contacts.htm or here http://www.smegtech.com/site/smeg/myapp/libretti/index.php?lang=EN

Mod 5. Why are you Mod 5? What happened to Mods 1, 2, 3, & 4

or buy some more and do this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZZC2NFUkZA

http://www.slavasnowshow.co.uk/ Slavas Snowshow :D I've just seen that the show is touring again. I took my children last year and it is magical. If you go, try and book front stalls seats where the circle does not overhang the stalls. Stay to the very, very end! Even if you don't...

Very cool. Shame you can't pipe it into the BB house for Tracy to look at while she smokes her dried basil roll-ups.

http://www.miniclip.com/games/robot-rage Create a robot. :D Use the same user name you have here. 8) Bash the other robot to bits. :twisted: Simple. p.s. Each user can create more than one robot - so if you do have a multiple personality issue you'll be fine. :shock: :? :roll:

As it's the joke thread........ A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not...

I was in an office where two floors were being refurbished (a long time ago before mobiles). Two guys were dividing a large room with two doors into two seperate rooms. They were discovered a few hours later locked in one of the rooms. They had entered by one door, built the partition wall...

Car could be fitted with a WC and its the soil pipe. 'Please don't flush when stationary at the lights!' :shock:

After Blue Oyster Cult. Used BOC many years ago for video game high scores (only three letters allowed) and it kind of stuck :oops: http://www.blueoystercult.com/

I had a friend who worked in A&E. He said he saw a doctor fall out of a cubicle in hysterics. He looked in and saw a man, not with a seat stuck to his bum, but a with a chair leg in it! He said what made it hysterical was the paramedic holding the chair with the guy face down on the bed :shock: