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On the subject of Irish jokes -- Did you hear about the Irish princess who kissed a frog? She turned into a frog. (Well this is the sh*t jokes forum. :wink: :wink: :wink: )

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Alright, it's late and I've drunk too much - but here goes anyway: "How many North Korean women does it take to change a light bulb?" "What's a woman?" Time I wasn't here. :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

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Sorry about the late reply. I've been out of reach of the internet for a while. "Neighbours talking to each other." Agreed. "Being able to leave your front door unlocked whilst out." Was that ever really true? :?: :?: :?: Maybe in small, isolated communities but I grew up in a...

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Is this a bit late in the thread to point out that all UK marriages are civil partnerships. Churches are merely licensed to carry them out.

A bit off topic but -- Care to name a few? :) :) :)

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There's nothing new about orgone energy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone

Potterton Prima 50B, circa 1997. Cast iron heat exchanger, balanced flue and not a PCB in sight. 8) 8) 8) It might not be as efficient as the latest all singing, all dancing, sometimes condensing supermodel but it just keeps going - and going - and going - and I know it inside out. Same...

On the subject of bars -- A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre -- -- so he gave her one. (Ronnie Corbett)

Hi Andy. Welcome to DIYnot. :) :) :) From what I can see, you've only tried the lower screw so far. If you can get the other one out, you'll be able to twist the whole thing around on the bad one while also using the screwdriver. This can make all the difference. Before you attack...

-- there was a top secret military facility not quite visible in the background. Just of the M6 near Gretna; you can't miss it

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