annual check up (joke)

[HOGGY952]

A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"

The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your knickers...

 

[joinerjohn]

Paddy decides to take up professional boxing and so goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones him up and says " Paddy, you have sugar diabetes."
Paddy thinks for a bit then replies " OK when do I get to fight him?"

 

[Karinska]