GPS Knives - Problem Solved

[SirGalahad]

Looks like genius MP has a brilliant idea to solve Knife crime - GPS enabled Knives.

https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/status/1106128906480951296

Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc.



Diane Abacus someone just stolen your crown.

 

[Ian H]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

 

[SirGalahad]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

To scare off the grizzly bears trying to steal your catch?

 

[Ian H]

Too scare off the grizzly bears trying to steal your catch?

John West Tuna?

 

[mattylad]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

To gut the fish, AFAIK its best done soonest.

 

[Brigadier]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

Coz' the others are carrying them too.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

Some fish are a bit dangerous.

 

[breadnbutter]

Why do you need a knife for fishing?

you might hook a shark, and need to defend yourself.

 

[Ian H]

Or a stickleback!!

 

[Brigadier]

Perch always used to stab me