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Husband's wish (humour)

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Judge to woman on trial for seriously wounding her husband.

You admit your husband was asleep in bed when you poured scalding hot water over him. What have you to say about your motive ?


Your honour. He was talking in his sleep and expressing his greatest wish. I simply helped make that wish come true for him. I was helping him to achieve his life's ambition

That doesn't make sense, are you saying that your husband wanted to be scalded to the point of death ?

No sir, he wanted to be in bed surrounded by attractive young women serving his every need

So this made you angry and you poured scalding water over him in anger and hatred.

No sir, I gave him his wish, have you seen the very devoted and caring young nurses in the Intensive Care Burns Unit.
 
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