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[mcmoby69]

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Phrase.
I will get there as soon as I can.

Translated.
I WILL GET THERE AS SOON AS I CAN.

The more you ring and text me and I have to answer my phone or read a text, delays me.

10x 6 min phone calls = an hour day x 5 days a week = 5 hrs= over half a day. = everybody waits longer.....
Stop it and be patient.
I have a bag of spanners, not a magic wand and fairy dust.

I took five minutes to post this with a brew, before anyone criticises.

 

[CBW]

fairy dust.

No, you want a specific dusting engineer for that where it’s plentiful

 

[ianmcd]

There is a fairy on here that specialises in dust

 

[kidgreen61]

"But my tap is dripping quite badly, what do you mean, you can't come immediately"?

 

[ianmcd]

But you dont understand we havent had heating on since May , it is getting cold now