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DeltaT2
Has anyone seen my wife Olive??.................. 
She was working hard pulling some glands last I saw her dick.
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DeltaT2
You taking the Bank Holiday off then Ray??
And a few more days besides dick 
Me engine blew up good style the other day.
New motor required.
Me engine blew up good style the other day.
New motor required.
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DeltaT2
And a few more days besides dick
Me engine blew up good style the other day.
New motor required.
Oh well, I guess you'll just need to do a 'Norman Tebbit' then la!!
I hear you can pick up a cheap Rickshaw down Scotty Rd.
Some even have wheels.
No problem, I'll just go out and half inch a nice new one tonight. 
I don't know whether to go for a vw or a merc. What d'ya reckon.
I don't know whether to go for a vw or a merc. What d'ya reckon.
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