One for the kids........................

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Ok, so this little polar bear goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, am I a polar bear'? His dad replies, "Of course you are, now don't be so stupid and go off and play".

Not satisfied, the little polar bear goes to find his mum, and asks her the same question. Her reply was similar to his dads, so he wanders off to find his sister.

"Hey sis," he shouts when he finds her. "Am I a polar bear"? She tuts, and tells him that he is and to stop wasting her time.

The little bear is less from satisfied, so toddles off to find his brother. Once again he asks the same question and gets the same reply.

This goes on for quite a while as the little polar bear goes around each member of his family, asking the same question.

Eventually he speaks with his grandmother..............."Am I a polar bear granny"?
She replies, "Yes, you certainly are.....why do you ask"?
........"Coz I'm 'kin freezing" !!!!! :)
 
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