Pi++ed myself laughin' at this one.
Teacher relates the story of the three little pigs,
So the first pig found a nice field and went to the farmer and asked "could you spare some straw to build a house". She then asked the class "What do you think the farmer said ?"
Little Johnny stook his hand up, "Yes Johnny, what did the famer say?"
"Bugger me, a talking pig miss"
(class was dismissed)
Teacher relates the story of the three little pigs,
So the first pig found a nice field and went to the farmer and asked "could you spare some straw to build a house". She then asked the class "What do you think the farmer said ?"
Little Johnny stook his hand up, "Yes Johnny, what did the famer say?"
"Bugger me, a talking pig miss"
(class was dismissed)
