Two statues in a park, one a nude man, the other a nude woman. They'd been facing each other for 100 years when one day an angel says "As a reward for being so patient all these years, you have been given life for 30minutes to do what you wish the most.
They look at each other and run behind the bushes. The angel waits as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. 15 minutes later they return out of breath, laughing. The angel says "You still have 15 minutes left would you like to do it again? Nude man says "Shall we?" Nude woman replies "Oh yes, lets.
But let's change position. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you can shi* on its head!"
They look at each other and run behind the bushes. The angel waits as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. 15 minutes later they return out of breath, laughing. The angel says "You still have 15 minutes left would you like to do it again? Nude man says "Shall we?" Nude woman replies "Oh yes, lets.
But let's change position. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you can shi* on its head!"
