Combustion chamber

[picasso]

So corgigrouch was dickie all along, dont know why he is bothereing to "reapply" if he is already in there.

 

[sooey]

"Come inside you silly bugger come inside, you ought to have a bit more sense.
Working for your living, take my tip, act a little screwy and become a lunatic.
Oh you get your meals most regular and a brand new suit besides.
What's thirty bob a week with a wife and kids to keep.
Come inside you silly bugger come inside."

 

[Richardthe3rd]

What do you think of the poll results so far dickie

Well, I guess it could go either way matey. Where there's life.........

 

[Richardthe3rd]

So corgigrouch was dickie all along, dont know why he is bothereing to "reapply" if he is already in there.

Curses!! I hate it when a plan is uncovered. You're a sharp one Picasso...😯😯😉

 

[Richardthe3rd]

"Come inside you silly b*****r come inside, you ought to have a bit more sense.
Working for your living, take my tip, act a little screwy and become a lunatic.
Oh you get your meals most regular and a brand new suit besides.
What's thirty bob a week with a wife and kids to keep.
Come inside you silly b*****r come inside."

I like it, who penned these immortal lines la??
Was it a fella scouser wordsmith - of which there are few.

 

[Richardthe3rd]

I'm going out to work, a few CP12s this morning. So please keep me abreast of the voting chaps.

 

[sooey]

"Come inside you silly b*****r come inside, you ought to have a bit more sense.
Working for your living, take my tip, act a little screwy and become a lunatic.
Oh you get your meals most regular and a brand new suit besides.
What's thirty bob a week with a wife and kids to keep.
Come inside you silly b*****r come inside."

I like it, who penned these immortal lines la??
Was it a fella scouser wordsmith - of which there are few.

Err, I think it might have been Lennon and McCartney.

 

[sooey]

Better to be inside pizzing out than outside pizzing in dick..........who was it who said that.....some yank president I think.

Thanks for sharing your insightful pearl of wisdom la. I hope the wife's thrush has cleared up, tell her to meet me at the Tesco carpark, just off Scotty Rd on Friday - usual time. Oh, and tell her to remember the cable ties.

Passed your message on dick, she said she can't be doing with you no more.
It was that strap on d1ldo you made her use on you that did it, there's gay clubs for that sort of thing you know.

 

[Corgigrouch]

So corgigrouch was dickie all along, dont know why he is bothereing to "reapply" if he is already in there.

Huh? What?.....

 

[Richardthe3rd]

Better to be inside pizzing out than outside pizzing in dick..........who was it who said that.....some yank president I think.

Thanks for sharing your insightful pearl of wisdom la. I hope the wife's thrush has cleared up, tell her to meet me at the Tesco carpark, just off Scotty Rd on Friday - usual time. Oh, and tell her to remember the cable ties.

Passed your message on dick, she said she can't be doing with you no more.
It was that strap on d1ldo you made her use on you that did it, there's gay clubs for that sort of thing you know.

Oh well I guess it's back on Tinder again tonight! I just hate rejection.....😭

 

[Richardthe3rd]

So corgigrouch was dickie all along, dont know why he is bothereing to "reapply" if he is already in there.

Huh? What?.....

Oh c'mon rouchy, we've been rumbled. Just fess up it'll ease the pain in the long run.

 

[Corgigrouch]

I know nothing....... All I know is sometimes when the moon is full I come over feeling all funny and then I black out and lose several hours of my memory....

 

[sooey]

Do you wake up with a taste of buckfast on your lips and a fell wind blowing round your crown jewels?

 

[Richardthe3rd]

Do you wake up with a taste of buckfast on your lips and a fell wind blowing round your crown jewels?

Not Buckfast for me this evening; at £150 per CP12, it's a bottle of Islay Malt, several lines of 'Charlie' & a 200 quid Callgirl.......Where did it all go wrong???!!!.......

 

[Corgigrouch]

Do you wake up with a taste of buckfast on your lips and a fell wind blowing round your crown jewels?

It's funny you should ask that.....