Conspiracy Theorists

[bernardgreen]

How many people and their aliases can one put on ignore ?

 

[terrypin]

I know what you mean, five times I've put that pesky pred on ignore and each time he hacks my account and reinstates himself.

It's the MI5 training I think.

 

[longdogs]

This is little known but I am actually FBI.

 

[longdogs]

Fifty year old Bathroom Installer

 

[JBR]

Furthermore to my exploits in the various armed forces, I would relax down at the cook house and assist the cook, who had enough on his plate, no pun intended, I would peel the spud's for him, this stood me in good stead when I demobbed, I started working for a company called MacCains, I peeled the potatoes for their oven ready chips, that is how I earned my first million quid..

Oh, so that's what a potato is.

Talking of which, where's 'HE' gone? I go away for a few days and there he was... gone.

Is it because we've been taking the p***? He's good at giving it, but can't take it.

If you can't take it, Munchkin, you shouldn't have joined.

 

[Whitespirit66]

I think munchy fell victim to one of his Zionist plots. Definitely a conspiracy against him.

 

[pred]

Maybe his Baco Foil hat blew away in a gust of wind, or better still his brain got fried