Fly swatters..

[Sombrero]

are useless on flies.

Wasps are killable, but flies live in a different dimension... they see the swatter in slow motion don't they?

 

[Dave54]

http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/scientists-find-secret-swatting-flies/

Crafty little blighters! Aim a bit in front is the conclusion.

 

[joe-90]

I know a nifty trick to catch them in your hand.

 

[Deleted member 63160]

I know a nifty trick to catch them in your hand.

What's that, grab hold of your knob?

 

[Sombrero]

I even got one with a direct hit of flyspray the other day and it still landed on my head about 10 minutes later!

 

[pred]

I noticed a spider wrapping a wasp up in its web the other day, as I'm not a great lover of spiders I managed using a bit of wire and a dried out bit of some flower to free the wasp and about 20 mins later he managed to get airbourne again.

 

[Sombrero]

I noticed a spider wrapping a wasp up in its web the other day, as I'm not a great lover of spiders I managed using a bit of wire and a dried out bit of some flower to free the wasp and about 20 mins later he managed to get airbourne again.

That's wrong in every way...

wasp or spider? spider everytime!

 

[mattylad]

Your just not doing it right.

 

[rjm2k]

I have a fly swatter that zaps them too, means they fall to the ground and I can easily dispose of them whilst they spin around stunned by the shock!

 

[Corgigrouch]

are useless on flies.

Wasps are killable, but flies live in a different dimension... they see the swatter in slow motion don't they?

And yet they can't dodge the windscreen on my van...

 

[Sombrero]

are useless on flies.

Wasps are killable, but flies live in a different dimension... they see the swatter in slow motion don't they?

And yet they can't dodge the windscreen on my van...

If I had a much bigger kitchen, I'd pay you to drive your van around in it really fast !