I've pulled thanks to DIYnot.

[joe-90]

Just received this on my profile.


Hello How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry
you with my proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will
grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is victoria I just
went through your email and i have no options than leting you know that
i am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to
Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address
([email protected]) so that I can send you more details about my self
including my photo. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind
that love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no
socio-economic barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance
barrier, the only important thing there is love. I am waiting for your
mail to my email address above. Yours sincerely. victoria,



Bet you are all dead jealous.

 

[sooey]

That two timing bitch said I was the one.

 

[joe-90]

She knows class when she sees it.

 

[thatbloke]

You have sent her a photo of me then?

 

[sooey]

How could I compete with a stud like you Joe? Just watch her with your banjo.

 

[LooPrEvil]

Love at first byte Joe?

 

[joe-90]

I'll show her my ballcock.

 

[kevplumb]

you couldn't score in a brothel with a twenty stuck out yer lug

 

[cumbriahandyman]

I'll show her my ballcock.

 

[sooey]

I'll show her my ballcock.

You never know, she might be able to stop it leaking for you, stop you getting all that damp round your back passage.

 

[EFCLee1]

I would be very sceptical, after all is this really a woman on a DIY website



Germaine Greer done a lot for you woman but come on please DIY is for MEN!!!

 

[angelfish2]

Germaine Greer done a lot for you woman but come on please DIY is for MEN!!!

My wife keeps telling me to do it myself

 

[EFCLee1]

Germaine Greer done a lot for you woman but come on please DIY is for MEN!!!

My wife keeps telling me to do it myself

As long as she does her trick "tea-bag" while you DIY then that's fair enough

 

[OwainDIYer]

Just received this on my profile.

... But bear in mind
that love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no
socio-economic barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance
barrier,

"I am actually a black uneducated impoverished zombie-worshipping Nigerian who wants your bank account details"

But at least she's not a bloke...

 

[imamartian]

Joe, you also just won an iPad, and a years supply of viagra,,, oh and a cheque from the Lithuanian lottery for £124,571 pounds !!


well done !!