The "refund if not satisfied" is a good wheeze.
I sell magnetic copper bracelets guaranteed to cure rheumatism, common cold, TB and warts. Just send back after 1 year with proof of purchase if not satisfied.
Most of my customers are so gullible they convince themselves it must work, or so stupid they lose the proof of purchase, or so ill that they peg out before the guarantee expires. I make a fortune.
Note:
None of the above is true.
I sell magnetic copper bracelets guaranteed to cure rheumatism, common cold, TB and warts. Just send back after 1 year with proof of purchase if not satisfied.
Most of my customers are so gullible they convince themselves it must work, or so stupid they lose the proof of purchase, or so ill that they peg out before the guarantee expires. I make a fortune.
Note:
None of the above is true.