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Rang some company today.
"We are very sorry, but due to high call volumes, we cannot answer your call at present. Please call later. Your call is important to us. Goodbye."
Translation:
"Your call is so important to us we are going to cut you off in 2 seconds. We are making so much money, we don't give a **** if you get so bored trying to contact us that you give up and spend your money elsewhere. BUT, we're not making so much money that we can afford to invest in more staff to answer your call, and give you a better service. We're quids-in, because our company policy means that management, shareholders and the board are alright Jack, while the business end of our company is staffed by poorly-paid battery hens who cannot begin to cope due to constant cut-backs. The end result is that customer service is non-existent, but we don't care because we have discovered a secret formula for running our business: for reasons unknown to us, our business continues to thrive despite having a ****e customer service. So why should we bother investing money in something that does not bring a return? Now go away, you horrible person."
"We are very sorry, but due to high call volumes, we cannot answer your call at present. Please call later. Your call is important to us. Goodbye."
Translation:
"Your call is so important to us we are going to cut you off in 2 seconds. We are making so much money, we don't give a **** if you get so bored trying to contact us that you give up and spend your money elsewhere. BUT, we're not making so much money that we can afford to invest in more staff to answer your call, and give you a better service. We're quids-in, because our company policy means that management, shareholders and the board are alright Jack, while the business end of our company is staffed by poorly-paid battery hens who cannot begin to cope due to constant cut-backs. The end result is that customer service is non-existent, but we don't care because we have discovered a secret formula for running our business: for reasons unknown to us, our business continues to thrive despite having a ****e customer service. So why should we bother investing money in something that does not bring a return? Now go away, you horrible person."