Things i've never had/eaten/seen/done...

I

imamartian

... you know, the sort of things other people talk about but aren't relevant to your life.

Mine?...
i've never had heartburn/indegestion,
i've never been in a bookies,
i've never had a migrain or hayfever,
i've never seen an episode of the simpsons or southpark,
i've never broken a bone (of my own)...
i've never drunk a cocktail....
 
Sponsored Links
i have never eaten fresh oysters though i'd love to try.

i have never had an anaesthetic (general).

i have never spent the night in hospital.

i have never given a best man speech.

i will never go in a hot air balloon.

i will not walk on hot coals.

;)
 
Sponsored Links
i have never eaten fresh oysters though i'd love to try.

i have never had an anaesthetic (general).

i have never spent the night in hospital.


;)

not even after the pick in your head? :LOL:

Ive never drunk coffee

Ive never done a bungee jump (and i wont!)

Ive never been rich (and never will)

ive done just about everything when ive seen an elephant fly!
 
I've never been in a Ferrari. :(

I've never ridden a horse. :)

I've never had/seen/been to a lapdance. ;)

I will never watch a TV soap. :evil:

I will never ever fire a gun again. :D

I have never ridden a motorbike.
 
I've never been in a Ferrari. icon_sad.gif

I've never ridden a horse. icon_smile.gif

I've never had/seen/been to a lapdance. icon_wink.gif

I will never watch a TV soap. icon_evil.gif

I will never ever fire a gun again. icon_biggrin.gif

I have never ridden a motorbike.

I've done all of those.

Haven't been into a bookies in my life. With no intention to start now.

Never eaten pasta / rice and never will.

Never bungee jumped and never will

Never eaten yellow snow. I have eaten cat and dog food for a bet though :confused:
 
You guys need to get out more, drive a motor bike through the bookies whilst drinking a cocktail.....you an't beat it! ;)
 
Never eaten yellow snow. I have eaten cat and dog food for a bet though icon_confused.gif

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

i have given a best mans speech b.loody terrifying it was :rolleyes:
 
Never eaten yellow snow. I have eaten cat and dog food for a bet though icon_confused.gif

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

i have given a best mans speech b.loody terrifying it was :rolleyes:
 
i have given a best mans speech b.loody terrifying it was

The first time I was best man I had to pin the father of the bride down to stop him hitting the father of the groom. :evil:

Second one wasnt so bad I was so bladdered I had to watch the wedding DVD 2 weeks later to remember what I said/did :D
 
The first time I was best man I had to pin the father of the bride down to stop him hitting the father of the groom

That didnt sound like a gay threesome at all did it :confused:
 
... you know, the sort of things other people talk about but aren't relevant to your life.

Mine?...
i've never had heartburn/indegestion,
i've never been in a bookies,
i've never had a migrain or hayfever,
i've never seen an episode of the simpsons or southpark,
i've never broken a bone (of my own)...
i've never drunk a cocktail....

I've done all of those :D
 
Sponsored Links
Back
Top