Things i've never had/eaten/seen/done...

[imamartian]

... you know, the sort of things other people talk about but aren't relevant to your life.

Mine?...
i've never had heartburn/indegestion,
i've never been in a bookies,
i've never had a migrain or hayfever,
i've never seen an episode of the simpsons or southpark,
i've never broken a bone (of my own)...
i've never drunk a cocktail....

I've done all of those

i imagine most people have done most of them..... hence the post.... plus i've never ridden a moped/motorbike, or smoked.. anything !!

 

[securespark]

I've never been in a bookies either.

I've never drunk a cocktail nor seen a lapdance either.

I've never eaten insects.

I've never paid for sex.

I've never been convicted of any crimes (apart from traffic offences).

 

[Deluks]

I've never smoked weed (although I tell people I tried it once just to stop them asking me to try it)

I've never had a go on a jetski

I've never shaved me nethers

I've never been to Ireland

I've never eaten lobster (and never will)

I've never been done for speeding.

I've never had twins (when I say had... ) Although I once dated a lesbian.

I've never understood why people watch Coronation Street.



SS, we ALL pay for sex, in one way or another (virgins excepted)

 

[peteftw]

id love to try fois gras and ive also heard you can shoot a cow with a rocket launcher in cambodia for next to nothing i reckon that would be pretty entertaining

 

[noseall]

fois gras mmmmmm. yummy.

found out today that Selfridges in Brum have stopped selling it.

 

[breezer]

worked in a lap dancing club, never seen / had a lap dance (always wanted to, but not while working)

seen a "proffesional lady" , I said I only have a fiver, she said its ok, love, i have change.

never wanted to ski (any type) but have been on ski lift. (saved walking)

Been to USA never wanted to go to Aus.

Sh*t my pants, never made it in time to the toilet.

(Mind you i was ill at the time)

always wanted to meet Madona

 

[noseall]

always wanted to meet Madona

here is ma'dona.

 

[Thermo]

SS, we ALL pay for sex, in one way or another (virgins excepted)

dont thye pay for their broadband connection then?

 

[securespark]

Forgot one....NEVER had a credit card.

 

[tim west]

I've never paid for sex.

Not married then?

 

[Steve]

Never . . . .

Been in a bookies (except on business to make them settle their paper bill)
broken a bone
ridden a motorbike (been on a quad once)
been to australia
been to a funeral, christening or wedding (proper)
smoked - anything
seen a lapdance
paid for sex
eaten pet food
driven any sort of exotic car
been convicted of any crime (though someone I was once close to was)

I have:

visited a prison
watched soaps
drunk a cocktail (or 5)
been to america
been on a jetski
a credit card. Seldom used though.
had 2 car crashes in my 5 years of driving (one was not my fault)

 

[JohnD]

I've never paid for sex.

I've never been paid for sex either

 

[tim west]

I've never paid for sex.

I've never been paid for sex either

You could be in there secure

 

[Shytalkz]

Never:

Shot anyone
Been in a bookies/placed a bet
Had a threesome...one day though...
Eaten Puffer Fish
Eaten sushi
Been a millionaire
Met or even seen (other than on tele) anyone famous or a member of the Royal Family
Driven a Porsche/Ferrari/Lambo
Had a vasectomy
Liked whiskey

But I have:
Been dumped for another woman after 15 years
Done Brands Hatch Indy circuit in car (fantastic) and on a Ducati (awesome and terrifying)
Paid for sex in a foreign country with a gorgeous Puerto Rican prostitute
Sat up in a tree and had a dump
Bonked my secretary
Walked the streets with a loaded rifle
Lit my farts
Passed IAM and RoSPA advanced driving tests
Driven a Green Goddess
Got a plate in my shoulder after a motorbike accident
Come first and not cared at all

 

[tim west]

But I have:
Been dumped for another woman after 15 years

Hope you gave him what for Shy