Toilet suggestions

[John D v2.0]

Interesting lavatory Information sign on a recent trip,thankfully all the passengers understood 15 hour direct flight

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They're doing well, I can't understand,

"Do not only dispose of toilet paper into the toilet"

So do they mean throw it in the bin (like you do in China) or do they mean don't chuck anything other than that in (like in the UK)?

Edit: actually clearly the "do not" is the mistake - otherwise it's "do not be courteous to others"

 

[dilalio]

The Egyptians left us the Rosetta Stone describing how to build a pyramid - seems like we’ve misinterpreted it!!

 

[lemon_1]

Unfortunately the only way to correctly diagnose the problem is if you post a picture of your No. 2 floating in the shi1tter. I suspect it may be a dietary problem.

Do you eat Indian curries with extra spicy marsala? Do you binge out on bananas and then have a nice big poo after several days? Please post a pic of a fresh sh1t floating in the sh1tter. Wide lens full hd if possible.

Btw armitage shanks toilets are usually used in industrial situations. They can handle multiple sh1ts piled on top of each other with one flush. You can also save water with one of these bad boys because a family of 7 can happily defacate all day and one flush at night time will clear it all out

Right, got to go, I need a sh1t now.