Jon Smith.........

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thatbloke

Jon Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a clean shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with petrol (from SAUDI ARABIA )

He then spent the rest of the day at the job centre, wondering why he couldn't get a ****ing job in England!
 
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He then spent the rest of the day at the park downing cider, thankful that he didn't have to work for a living in England!
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Fixed the ending for you. ;)
 
He could always go over to ireland and get a job knocking down all those unsold half built housing estates.
 
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sooey said:
He could always go over to ireland and get a job knocking down all those unsold half built housing estates.
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Why would he want to knock em down? Half a council house in Ireland is better than no council house at all. :LOL:
 
thatbloke said:
Jon Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a clean shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with petrol (from SAUDI ARABIA )

He then spent the rest of the day at the job centre, wondering why he couldn't get a **** job in England!
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The last line should state, but if he refused work, was forced to work in a meat reprocessing centre/sewing shop in the UK, but didn't understand the command issued by his Polish and Eastern European peers, as they outnumbered him 10-1, and that my friends is the harsh reality on the dole.

The foreign work pay is then being sent back to the home countries, of those working here (after 5 years work, they get a EU passport, to live here forever), even though most are illegal student visas being used for residency, then once the foreign, here illegally on illegal student visas, move their family, because the minimum wage here, per hour, is a weeks wage over there. So the money earned over here, makes millionaires of people back in their homeland, so they then flog all their wealth, from where they come from, and come here en masse, and colonise areas of a town/city.

Easy to criticise, slag off people that you have no appreciation of, but the base facts are, we have no manufacturing output in this country, it was sold off by the Tory government. The trains don't run, sold off, and split up, the busses don't work, deregulated by Maggie T, You can almost get a taxi for the cost of a bus ticket..£4.20 for a 4 mile trip. £8.40 would get me a taxi there and back.
 
But the house prices are rising again - the economy is recovering :mrgreen:
 
I heard they were still stagnant Nige.
Buy a fixer upper, cant lose.
Every body's house prices fell and mine went up by 34%. :LOL:
And still climbing.
 
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