Does size really matter.?....how big is yours?

To Diane, Hi, MM

To Cantoloup, Hi, Im Mandy, was Mandy smutty job, then Mandy Painter and now if you can mop you can do my job(cheap hotel reception)

Ol, fella is in soon....he's a sparky , a big 'ead. No not reallyx

I now know the 'sites he visits on his lappy! No more smut lol! thats becoming an old word, Benny Hill 70's no offence meant Dix
 
Well I have it on good information.
My ex wife told me and many within earshot.

I have ( or was it am?) the biggest prick in the world.
 
@ mand...wierdly............my grandad is/was related to Benny Hill.
also, i travel down to Hampshire a lot....never seen a cheap hotel...........so if u pm me ur details maybe i can save a few quid when im down at new year???

@ Alarm........aww............its a standard ex wife phrase!
 
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@ Alarm........aww............its a standard ex wife phrase![/quote]

Fook, I thought it meant something :roll:
 
nope.............all ex husbands are pr*cks.............that y they are EX!!!! :roll:









unless its someone elses EX..................then thats a different story :wink:
 
nope.............all ex husbands are pr*cks.............thats y they are EX!!!! :roll:









unless its someone elses EX..................then thats a different story :wink:
 
nope.............all ex husbands are pr*cks.............thats y they are EX!!!! :roll:









unless its someone elses EX..................then thats a different story :wink:
 
Diane2 said:
:roll: civil service posts................in triplicate WTF????????????????????
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And a complete waste of effort as per usual for the Civil Service! :evil:

Mines a 6 footer by the way and my eldest grand-daughter has decorated it beautifully! :wink:
 
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