Does size really matter.?....how big is yours?

[misterhelpful]

Mine's small.. and fake.. but it does have a big shiny bauble on the tip!

 

[handyman77]

Mines starting to droop and my baubles are sagging!

 

[mandymopper]

Hubbies proud his is 1/2 inch better than average. .

 

[Diane2]

i see.......its only me that gets deleted for smutty innuendo is it??




ps........mandy, hello......average??....xmas tree??

 

[Whitespirit66]

Mine is average sized, but as soon as I got it up in the lounge, the cat started using it as a scratching post.

 

[RedHerring2]

i see.......its only me that gets deleted for smutty innuendo is it??




ps........mandy, hello......average??....xmas tree??

Ha ha, maybe you're considered to be old enough to know the difference, Di2. Whereas MM is far too young to realise.
OMG, is that really MM?

 

[cantaloup63]

Who is mandymopper?

 

[RedHerring2]

Who is mandymopper?

MM, or mm in this instance?

 

[cantaloup63]

Can't be MM since it's before midnight

 

[RedHerring2]

I guess you're right.

 

[foxhole]

I've got two.

 

[joe-90]

If I told you how big mine is - you'd think I was talking centimetres.

 

[handyman77]

You mean millimetres!

 

[handyman77]

You mean millimetres!

 

[cantaloup63]

nanometres