Unemployment

[pete01]

I beg to differ here, I hold a degree from Hull University so it isn't exactly Oxford, however because of my looks and my body I can honestly say I had more opportunity's than an Oxford graduate. Put it this way if the interviewer was female I am coming away with that job. I am being completely serious, if you look the part and are good with people then your qualification is totally secondary and is merely a door opener.

You aren't Joey from friends or pete01 from DIYnot...ppffttt

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[Highway Man]

You aren't Joey from friends or pete01 from DIYnot...ppffttt

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OMG why?

 

[Jurassicspark]

You aren't Joey from friends or pete01 from DIYnot...ppffttt

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Hi Pete.

How was school today?

Oh and reported.

 

[Highway Man]

I'm not saying that only the sort of people I described walk into "elite" jobs.

Good job or you would be completely wrong, I have held some very lucrative jobs which you would class as "elite" and the other point is that even though you may pin down one of these jobs, if you don't enjoy doing it then it is also a waste of time. I love the job I do now but my elite jobs have paid me well enough to enable me to do what I really enjoy now. Moral of the story is if you look good then that is all important, I look more like a pop star than you would guess at me being an intellect.

 

[Jurassicspark]

OMG why?

Don't think Pete know what university is?

 

[Highway Man]

Don't think Pete know what a university is?

I think he applied once, but he never got in. It was a caretaker role.

 

[Jurassicspark]

Good job or you would be completely wrong, I have held some very lucrative jobs which you would class as "elite" and the other point is that even though you may pin down one of these jobs, if you don't enjoy doing it then it is also a waste of time. I love the job I do now but my elite jobs have paid me well enough to enable me to do what I really enjoy now. Moral of the story is if you look good then that is all important, I look more like a pop star than you would guess at me being an intellect.

You're lucky. You get to see cows during work.

I get to see none.

 

[Highway Man]

You're lucky. You get to see cows during work.

I get to see none.

Exactly, I love animals and animals love me. To be fair though so does everyone. I am just loved.

 

[pete01]

Don't think Pete know what a university is?

Shut ya biscuit hole

 

[pete01]

You're lucky. You get to see cows during work.

I get to see none.

Its usually the old dogs chatting him up

 

[Highway Man]

Its usually the old dogs chatting him up

Reported

 

[pete01]

Reported

OMG why

 

[pete01]

I think he applied once, but he never got in. It was a caretaker role.

I was a tribute to Freddi pool of the three degrees for a few years, does that count?

 

[Highway Man]

OMG why

For calling Sabrina Carpenter an old dog

 

[pete01]

For calling Sabrina Carpenter an old dog

Who?