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I just bought some land.

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. Similar to the phrase, "If it quotes like a himmy, spouts bollux like a himmy, it's a himmy."

Nomadic types, most likely.

Not often you see a horse with a **** halfway up its back.

I thought I'd buy some stamps as they are going up AGAIN! Got 3 books of 2nd and a book of 1st, 35 ****ing quid, give or take a few bob. I can see lots of people won't be getting a Christmas or birthday card from me if this keeps up.

Utter scumbag, but great music.

Every man has a drawer full of "stuff", stuff which will one day be useful- batteries, old screws, padlocks without keys, keys without padlocks, etc etc etc.

Party time

Me £75, SWMBO £100, Little soldier £175, Little princess £0 :cry:

I've been listening to a guy called Dale Quinn, **** knows how he hasn't been lynched, well funny.

Again, you are totally wrong. I stick by my last quote.

Because I'm educated And this is why you are not.

Maybe the planners posted them the day before the meeting, hoping no one would turn up and raise any questions/objections. ?

Looks like himmy didn't take his Ritalin

seeing as it might happen elsewhere ( I do hope not)

Eric Cartman got Tourette's in a South Park episode, ****ing hilarious.

I love shepherd's pie, I eat it with cold baked beans.