Mrs CB worked for the County Council, they were warned not to wear their lanyards in public, slightly different note, my niece worked for a major pharma company shortly after graduating, she was in the lab that uses animals for testing the staff were often briefed by MI5 about what to look out...
I was sat in Tesco car park eating a sandwich, middle aged lady pulled into a space opposite, wheels slightly over the line , she shuffled back and forth for a few minutes and managed to get a wheel in 4 spaces, takes some doing
During Covid I installed a radial via a 13 amp fuse for a printer & laptop in a temporary office to separate staff, about two days later I was called out for a power failure, four gang extension with a kettle and toaster were plugged in
Stayed in a budget hotel in Singapore in the 80s, not ensuite, we had to walk through the proprietors bedroom to reach them, they were the same type, the male owner spent quite a long time in there reading the newspapers, spotlessly clean by the way
We were sat in Amsterdam waiting for our connecting flight, a young lady sat across from us with a huge cabin suitcase, she opened it and it contained pair of shoes, which she changed for the flip flops she was wearing
Back in the day one of the jokers in the workshop would pick up any length of conduit and do the elephant call, a couple of other jokers dipped the end of a length in the common urinal and left it in a prominent position..........
Reminds me of a couple of faults I attended years ago, cooker circuit blowing fuses intermittently, householders daughter reported banging under bedroom floor, found a molten mass of cables in a hole in the joist with a wood screw through them, must have been there for years and gradually wore...