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    Marley Modern Tiles Colour Fading/Surface Wearing Away

    Yes, definitely not lichen or staining of any kind. You can see where the surface coating has flaked off.
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    Dormer/chimney water leak - help!

    You certainly need to make a request of the roofer. Basically to never venture within a mile of your property ever again. What a horrible sight. You need to get an actual roofer to rip all that up and do the job properly.
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    Paying half up front

    When I had the roof done I paid after completion, which included about £3k materials and scaffolding. But when I had the kitchens and bathroom done I paid upfront for all goods, about a month prior to delivery. Fitting was after completion. The boiler and central heating system was 10% deposit...
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    What could this be?

    Don't see them much any more. Just like real coppers.
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    Guttering workmanship

    It's an AI spambot.
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    Trying to paint "roughcast"

    I had mine done last month. Shellcast, but equally difficult. You can't just use a brush. Also, whilst it might help you sell the house, it's not going to last more than a few years. May not even last one. You can rent a spray gun. I'd recommend that. A fifty quid gun won't work. But you don't...
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    chimney noise

    Likely a bird is building its nest in your chimney, and the sound you hear is dislodged mortar from its nest-based activities. I had this in my previous house, for a few weeks every year, normally between 7am and 9am.
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    Can water penetrate a slate roof that is in good condition?

    Lucky it didn't rain before he got the tiles on. When mine was done a few months back we got 36mm of rain in 5 hours with 40mph winds - there wasn't a tile on the roof, just membrane.
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    No Soffit/Loft Ventilation

    I'm just getting a fan installed in the gable end with a 150mm hole and a vent on the outside. Controlled by a Wifi adapter so I don't need to go up there to change the settings.
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    No Soffit/Loft Ventilation

    Only 40C? Mine's that at night. I'm having an thermostatic extractor fan fitted tomorrow, just so it's possible to go up there without dying.
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    Disintegrating mess behind fascia, what can I do?

    That's the roofing equivalent of Tom Cruise's shoes.
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    slate roofing issues noted in survey

    If mine was, then so is yours.
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    slate roofing issues noted in survey

    Except I didn't. I commented one hour after the previous post, which appeared earlier today and was deleted after I commented on it. I edited mine to reflect that, as you can see.
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    slate roofing issues noted in survey

    ChatGPT enters the, um, chat. ...now it's been deleted and my comments looks weird.
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    Help - Cant lift recessed manhole cover

    If it's particularly stubborn he could still be struggling.
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    How many vent tiles to ensure loft temperature is same as upstairs room temp during a heatwave? Or even better lower?

    It depends on the temperature difference. If it's small, air will flow upwards for a time and the house will cool. If it's large, air will flow both ways and the house will heat up. I intend to fit an extractor fan in the loft to dispel the nuclear reactor levels of heat we get on hot days.
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    Help - Cant lift recessed manhole cover

    I lifted my two with a 10in Stanley claw bar to create a gap big enough for a thin utility bar. I wish I hadn't, it's horrible down there.
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    Chimney stack removal

    Mine was certainly improved by removing the chimney and all those other horrible protrusions surrounded by manky leadwork and plastic. But I imagine if you have a more rustic house a chimney is more of a feature.
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    Chimney stack removal

    I can't see any cracks, just a few places where the pointing has crumbled away. That said, chimneys can be a pain - not from falling down, there's no possibility of it doing that short of a tornado strike - but from leaks and damp and the general maintenance they require. I had mine taken off...
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    Felt used instead of lead flashing?

    Holy balls. Worse than useless.
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