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A friend of mine whos a tree surgeon got a crane to support a tree which had fallen between two houses while they chopped it up. When they were almost down to the trunk there was a wasp nest that had been disturbed so the moved down the road waiting for the wasps to calm down! While they were...

The flat is a studio in a block, technically is a basemnt flat there is a window with bars. The room is currently a bathroom which when we remodel the flat will become a bedroom. I tried to get hold of the council today but no one got back to me :?

Ooaahh yes! :lol:

Oh the irony! :lol:

The only way is down.....underground. Or up.....in a puff of smoke! :shock:

Remember this...... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-510161/Hay-presto-Farmer-unveils-illegal-mock-Tudor-castle-tried-hide-40ft-hay-bales.html :wink:

A client has given me plans, approved by the council, in which she has to exit her bedroom through her kitchen, i was under the impression this wasnt allowed. Has anyone got any thoughts on this? :?

Dont hate the players, hate the game! :roll:

I wouldnt be surprised if we managed to squeeze it to the final! Denmark and Greece did it with worse teams! Ive said it before, the best players dont always make the best teams.. Footballs a funny old game.

I saw princess Di! On her way to getting buried, does that count? :?

It starts off with getting you a beer..... Then what , getting him to light your fags! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mWXrHi1Rks This is how its done!!!! :lol: :lol: You could get the DIYnot choir to sing..... Freddies twin is a good falsetto he can really hit them high notes now hes had the operation. Snico and Sooey are the Altos (A little bit winey though) Joe can...

Must admit I had never heard of this one, glad it happened to him and not me! Got to just go and claim my entitlement to 23 million Ugandan dollars now!! :lol: :lol:

My erderly neighbour got a phone call from his bank yesterday to say that his cards had been cloned and his account has been frozen, they then asked him to verify his acount number and details, he smelt a rat and refused. They then told him to check his card for the phone number on the back of...

We pay our credit card bills by internet banking the day before the due date. They recieve that day and job done. Thats with Lloyds TSB.

Hose pipe bans!!

Pilkington self cleaning glass :?

Look like a rock cake! :lol:

Fix a small skirting board along the bottom!

But didnt win the fa cup? Do you really need to count the charity shields? :?