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Oh go on chaps, call me an ignoramus, but I don't care. What is z-wave, or even x10 for that matter? May i know it by another name? :oops:

QED, cheers again 4 your helpful comments mate, will annoy you further on this one when you at work morrow.

Well not really BAS, my browser, or whatever it is called says the geezer wrote BS7671. But everyone else quoted him as saying BS 5657 or whatever. And even if he did originally use a wrong BS number, before editing post, are we all so far up our own Ars*H*les, that its even worth being...

Oh go on Kendor, it was quite funny

And no, petewood, sorry but you can't have any. They only give my medication 2 very special schizo, psycho, manic-depressive, bi-polar, paranoid, alcoholic, drug-addicted, people who have a itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot mental disorder or 2. But if you think you qualify i can sell...

But I agree with you bout the M People song geez. What was the next verse? Something bout "Bungee-jumping from a rope, While I'm tryin to sh*g a goat." That's just plain silly. I should know, I have tried it. :shock: P.S The rope snapped.

Hey thermo, how can you knock the 90's mate? With a name like that I guessed your favourite lyric would be "I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter." :D

Link defo not working mate, please post again. Would be interested 2 see how i score, but I already know the answer i think :oops:

I bought some sds drill bits and chisels from b&q the other day. Didn't even know bout the promo. Handed girl the full amount, and she said have 10% off, and heres another voucher for next time. She didn't even mention Christmas. And she had a lovely little glint in her eye, hope the two things...

Slogger, did you say they have only just banned the Scots version of the B+W Minstrel Show? I aint asking this as a question of equality or anything. I only ask it cause there are much better Scottish programmes on tv i.e Still Game. Just wondered why people still watched some old s**te from the...

Softus, have to ask, what does it matter what colour papers are marked in? When I went 2 school many teachers were not people who wanted to educate, but people who had failed at their chosen profession. And some of them were not the nurturing type, but real nasty c**ts. Excuse my French. And...

Also guys, unless my eyes are wrong, dazw said BS7671, and not 7576, or whatever you all quoted. Sorry, only a minor point I know. Well, not overly sorry, it aint me that cant read ... :D

QEDelec, at last someone who aint takin the **** out of the querent mate. Agreed with Andy(QED) different colours can be used provided there is a warning notice. However chaps, this does lead me on to a different question of my own. Well, not that different. Not a hijack or anything. In this...

My uncle willy was a riveter on th Clyde in the 30's and 40's. He didnt care which union, company or organisation he worked for as long as he had his "Jeely Pieces" every day. hope this helps.

You pedantic git :)

Sorry if this has already been posted on this site. Well when I say sorry, read that as don't give a s.............. www.http://eclectech.co.uk/camillaqueen.php

Oh Bl**dy Hell, not him off Vicar of Dibley? Or is this a Roy Rogers link? :D

Ba Ba Ba Dum, Ba Ba Ba-Da Ba-Da Ba-Da Dum Dum. Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Oh go on, can we, can we please? Can we have Kippers for breakfast? Don't really have a point to make, just wondering if it's kippers for breakfast. I hope not, cause I F**king...

What, you mean the fastest milkman in the west? Just about. I'm 33, but never appreciated Benny Hill. And now I know everyone is gonna shoot me down in flames.

So we can blame you for all the bl**dy anchovies and olives on pizzas, huh? :D