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Our local Tesco have installed CCTV on the entry/exit to their car park and there are signs everywhere saying max stay 2 hrs, previously they had a little man who went round typing you reg number into a hand held machine. You must assume (unless it's an elaborate hoax) that the identification a...

How about Sutton Bank near Thirsk on the Thirsh to Scarbrough Rd thats steep!!!!

I know it's an old one but still funny A man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a field. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a...

This is from the environment agency NetRegs site I did a check on this as I am no longer allowed to bury fallen stock on my farm and wasn't sure on the position of "pets". Hope this helps

Shock pictures - Cherie Blair caught before her morning shave

Catholic U turn on contraception causes world rubber shortage

NEWS FLASH - Theft from Heathrow Airport's car parks spreads to the runway.

Here mate, put your hand in here i'm sure she's got a codger Lying cow - she is ginger

Officer A: Hey, she's hiding a squirrell up here!! Officer B: Be careful it doesn't bite.

Mother in Law = Woman Hitler :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I...

Check this out!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who else would have a caravan that big and the totally disregard the laws of physics, common sense and the good old road traffic act? Also the car wasn't taxed or insured :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/1654/movies/humorous-movies/pikey_in_a_renault_5.html

I just wanted my car washed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Go on tell us more.............. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (not if you would have got locked up though!!!)

If anyone finds a good one post it!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know it's stupid and you will all probably laugh - everyone at work did, but I did once get my tie in the shredder and it is actually quite a scary experience. :oops: :oops: But yes the warning signs could be bigger

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You could try some of these :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked...