Anyone need a car wash?

[David E]

Car wash

 

[Steve]

oh my god how do they do that?????

 

[David E]

If anyone finds a good one post it!!

 

[Steve]

If anyone finds a good one post it!!

i asked them to do something rather rude, but they did it in the most tasteful way . . .

 

[David E]

Go on tell us more.............. (not if you would have got locked up though!!!)

 

[Steve]

Go on tell us more.............. (not if you would have got locked up though!!!)

(pull their hotpants down - but they are all wearing thongs, and turned their backs to me while they did it)

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Another one for you (a bit raunchier)

 

[Richardp]

Another one for you (a bit raunchier)

ooh aar! is that a sci fi film? it scared my spaghetti bolognese, those eyes in the back window.

 

[Thermo]

i told them to make a cup of tea and they snogged. Bloody useless, theyre sacked

 

[markie]

Is that what the other half does when i go to work,
I wouldn't mind but she doesn't even wash my car.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

It seems as though that theme is popular (actually - name me a theme that isn't.... )

Searching for the one above on the interwebby, as I'd deleted the email where a mate sent me the link, I also found these - (and many more but I got bored....)

Brief topless in this one:

http://www.funny-base.com/videos1/sexy-car-wash.wmv


No nudity in these two:

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/sexycarwash.html

http://216.127.90.3/videos/yikers_sexy_car_wash.wmv

Nor in these, and I'm glad I didn't get bored until after I'd found the shocking spoof - watch them in order..

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/pariscarwash.html

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/videos/paris spoof commercial.wmv

(you'll have to copy/paste the last one - seems that the numpties who wrote this forum s/w didn't realise that you could have spaces in URLs... )


Edited to correct a couple of the direct .wmv links that didn't work, and weren't initially checked by the numpty that made the post

 

[notb665]

'chicken'

Some people will do anything for money.

 

[notb665]

'get soapy'

 

[notb665]

"f***", "lick the car", "diddlo (correct the spelling yourself)", "rub", "dog", "w*n*", "easy", "fight", "pig"

 

[notb665]

As you can probably tell, this has really caught my imagination

"lick nipple", "lick min.ge", "die", "pus.sy", "sweets", "punch", "laugh", "salg"