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Oh..... I don't drink much these days, but lets say Timothy Taylor's Landlord earlier in the evening, and Southern Comfort & Lemonade when the final bell approaches. York Brewery used to have a beer called Final Whistle which was the best ever though...... But usually, Diet Coke with Lime.

Very La-Di-Da !! :D

I know - Have you seen the price of Special Brew these days !!

Won't work - She looks nothing like me. In my mind, Barry Gibb would work, though everyone else thinks Jeremy Spake would be more appropriate. :?

£60k ? You must be living with 8 children, all on the social :wink:

Do they not switch on and off with the bathroom light then ? The switches you mention shouldn't be for everyday turning on and off.....

Aaarghh ! I hate it when I can't tell if something's a spoof or not..... (Nige's website, that is !!)

Ugly ?? What you talking about ?

B-A-S, I'm sure Slogger doesn't need me to defend him, but his posts are a lot more tempered these days compared to, say, four weeks ago and this sort of post really doesn't help.......

Pi**ed On, Surely :D

So its more like putting the brakes on for a couple of generations then, rather than a permanent thing. That makes more sense - Thanks.

A few threads lately have mentioned the Chinese way of doing things, to limit each couple to having only one child, but this poses a problem. If you do it this way, then each generation can only be a maximum of half the size of the one before, which means that in two generations time, you...

This is true - Farmer-Man has never once called me up and asked me out for a pint.

Surely any animal that can derive great pleasure from such a basic and regular function must be onto a winner though !! Human Babies do seem to be a lot frailer than the young of other animals and, having witnessed a couple, find it hard to believe that a woman could give birth in the woods...

I noticed on Friends reunited the other day, someone had written (I presume) Pakistan and the auto-censor had changed it to ****stan. God knows how they get on with Scunthorpe :?:

Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier - I was out the back hugging a tree :wink:

Absolutely true, but its probably fair to mention that phrases like PC gone mad, do-gooder (which always amazes me that it is used as a term of abuse), looney left, liberal, traitor, naive etc. are used to the same effect, just as often, to try and imply that those that don't agree are just...

I was once selling an old fridge-freezer via an ad in the local paper. It was in good condition, just not suited to my new house, and was up for £100. In the evening, a posh-sounding woman phoned up, saying that she was interested in it for a guest cottage she was renting out, but did not...

That would be crazy - Who could get any enjoyment out of a place like that ??

Air for your tires normally costs about 10p these days - That's inflation for you !! :D