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That's the only way I can see. We live in a bungalow (originally an old farm cottage) in a rural area and part of the loft area has been converted into a single room that I use as an office. The broken cable ran through the old roofspace then through the kitchen ceiling. It was separated at...

Thanks for the responses (I think :!: ). If it is a mouse or rat it must be well and truly constipated cos I can find no trace of where it has been. :?

I need your help to convince my wife we haven't got ghosts! A couple of months ago our telephones stopped working. I tracked the problem down to a broken extension lead that ran from the main BT socket (upstairs in my office) to the cordless base station in the kitchen below. The lead was...

The SAS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the SAS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow...

Caught a bit of Question Time last night. Heard Martin McGuiness say “I am opposed to fox hunting” and “I am also struggling with my conscience about going fishing”. I bet the victims, or their families, of past IRA atrocities were happy to hear that !

Do you mean "whichever is smaller" ? BT wouldn't sell me more than 512Kb because I live so far from the exchange - they didn't think the line would provide more.

I volunteer to hold the stake money for this bet. Given that neither of you would ever collect, it would be the easiest grand I ever made.

...and watch an artist at work... http://www.compfused.com/directlink/574/

If you get fed up with house hunting my boat needs its bottom painting. Its in the marina at Ely. I'll pay £1 per foot. :wink:

The Employees Liability covers my Limited Company for any compensation claims that I might make against the company if I get injured whilst working for the company. Yours is a good comment though. There is a Personal Accident option in the policy, that I opted out of. I may well go back to...

I think I do. Not being a regular member of this web site community, and therefore not taking sides, I think Kendor is saying that if someone criticises a crime or action, he should criticise it whoever commits it. For example, one shouldn't be 100% against drink driving when committed by...

I have found something I have in common with Bill Gates. We are both short of money. Only difference is he has gone short on purpose. http://business.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,9556-1471483,00.html

Just thought I would close this thread tidily. Thanks to everyone for they responses. In case it is of interest I ended up going for a policy with AXA, through a Broker. £5m Public Liability plus £10m Employee Liability (needed because I am a limited company) for £215.92. Best quote...

Here’s an old one…. A guy named Alan met an old friend, Albert, who was looking as miserable as miserable can look. He asked him what was wrong and Albert said that he was sick and tired of his nagging complaining wife. In fact he was so fed up he was seriously thinking of killing her...

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Thanks for this. I will give them a call.

Yes, I actually have Professional Indemnity (£2m), Public Liability (£1m)and Employer's Liability (£10m) all under one umbrella policy. It was provided in conjunction with an IT Professional Contractors Group (PCG). It is coming up for renewal but is not applicable now that I am not renewing...

This is correct but, in my experience, they are not registered by the dealer so if you buy one you are still the first registered owner. As I say, this is only my experience and may not be the situation with all dealers.

Have searched this site but didn't find the answer. Not sure if I am allowed to ask, so Mr Moderator please delete this if I am breaking your rules. If the question is allowed, I am not sure where to post it, so Mr Moderator please move it if in wrong place. And, finally, the question...

There is an easier way to use a mobile to get the height of a tall building. Take the mobile to the building caretaker and say "If you tell me the height of this building I will give you this mobile" :!: