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    A Real Man

    Ha my wife kicked me out for a night so that her and a few mates could sink a few dozen bottles, I'd been gone about 5 mins and she rang me to ask where the corkscrew was. I then pointed out that the 24 bottles I bought where all screwtop.
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    Building Application

    I think you missed out on the Golden Arch in the shape of a large M then you could have called it a Mc Mosque and got a usefull revenue stream.
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    Glass reinforced plastic roofs

    Just my bit,I'm no expert but my next door neighbour has just had a extension with a glass fibre roof about 4 months old and it's lifting in large blisters all over the place. The supplier just screwed batons on top and glassed over the top of them, he is not a happy bunny.
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    BT phone line

    Yep as an Ex telecoms person they always reuse old numbers no point in not, just wasting exchange capacity otherwise.
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    Cold calling

    I just let the dog bark and slaver all down the window, and if they persist we open the door (with the dog fully under control) and ask how fast they can run to the gate. There was a slight hicup a few months back when a particularly persistant git was giving out and I let the dog go, the bloke...
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    We need more annvin

    In the alarm and phone forum Just made me laugh.
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    what to discuss first?

    Sad about the car smash,shame it wasn't that silly old ****er in wales that died.
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    Cough Bottles, pain killers, bogies, olbas oil, vicks rub

    Ah but what about Man Flu?the most debilitating of all maladies. :)
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    More Police Brutality

    My wifes blond friend was coming up to see us at the weekend :D we heard on the radio that some muppet was driving on the wrong carriage way against the flow of traffic so we rang her. She said"thanks babe you should see it here there's hundreds of the maniacs"
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    Moving House

    Thank you I will tell her tommorow.
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    strange fishy smell

    Is the smell only inside the house,(gotta think outside the box here) and are you sure it's not something local.
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    More Police Brutality

    Most reasonable people upon seeing blue lights flashing and hearing a siren behind them either move over to allow it to pass or stop. Lets just hope it's a paramedic on their way to him next time his ticker gives out and is obstructed by some silly old sod like him.
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    Moving House

    What about the toilet?
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    Moving House

    I dont know the modern termilogoly as I haven't moved in 25 years,and yes she has bought the house.
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    Moving House

    Yea I suppose you would;sb.
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    Moving House

    Thanks for that it was mentioned in the inventry,I just wondered as it was part of the structure if it was not a perminent thing.
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    Moving House

    Don't know where to put this mods feel free etc. A friend has just moved house today, I know about light fittings etc which they took but the loft ladder? Is that part of stuff you can take. Thanks for any advice.
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    Posters.

    Because he's Welsh and all his girlfriends left him one by one on a big coach with no windows and never came back. (and I'm a Taf)
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    More Police Brutality

    I think this is a case of a pensioner trying it on with the old bill,and the old bill getting a bit naffed off with the silly old barstuard pulling the pensioner ticket once to often. If it had been me he'd of got a good kicking as well for resisting arrest. One less pension we have to sub...
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    Cross Cut...

    Cracking. :lol: :lol:
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