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Saw this ad for a kitchen makers/fitters on the back of their van on the way to work the other day (Wife was driving). Is it just me or did they not put too much thought into the wording of the ad? :? 'Shall we call in an expert ... or screw it up ourselves?' :? :lol:

Strewth, Bruce! :shock: I remember having to scythe a marsh field the size of a footie pitch clear of waist-height grasses and hefty weeds! I was 13. Took me 2 days, gave me a knackerd back and blisters like golfballs on my hands! :( Still, got £5 for it! :D OP: Petrol...

Sounds like i had the same experience as Material.Buyer. Had my 1930's semi re-wired and had new c/h installed. Fitted the bathroom myself as well. Biggest peice of advice: Get the big, messy jobs done ASAP. Prefferably before you move in, tho this may be impossible. Much easier for...

Anagrams, eh? Hows about: Taste Her Vest, ... steve the star Lard S.lut, ...... dull star Kelly Hop Job, .... pjholybloke. Abbot Swat,..... Bobs a t.wat Frosty T.wat Art, .... forty watt star Hybrid Strata? .... Birthday Star. Yes, I do have too much time on my hands...

... bit of a 'Fred Elliot' thing going on there, JohnD? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Think I tried that at the local 'Real Ale' festival. A rather nice tipple, IMHO. Thanks for the reccomendation, Bob. :lol:

... aww! Your poor cousin! He must be gutted.

Large forehead, eyes too close together, big fat mouth (perfect for shooting off...) All the classic Lombrosan (1918) pre-requisites.

Well done Bob! The white dress and red shawl combo really suits you! :lol:

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'Steve'. Good, strong name that. Steve PJ&TEH18.02.05 Or '.05' to it's mates. :lol:

Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere 'I think that Elvis is still alive' :? VBA NOOB Google's a wonderful thing! :D

Okydoky! Many thanks, Grand Master Softus! :D

I did the same as you. Tiled my bathroom walls using B&Q 'value' tile adhesive in a bucket and powdered, Unibond waterproof grout. Didn't tank either. Used 200x250mm tiles. Cheap adhesive grabbed the tiles like hell and hung on. Wound up breaking 2 just trying to get them straight back off...

Hi. Contemplating moving a bathroom from one side of a house to another(staying on 1st floor). The proposed new 4" soil pipe (exiting the building) will be approx 8m from the point where the existing 4" soil pipe exits the wall but will be on the same external wall. Building regs and...

Tis true. beware of the military camping in big holes. :shock:

Out..... standing! :shock: :lol:

Can't beat a really big Tunder storm! The mrs hates them almost as much as the cat tho. The ones abroad are something to see! Massive storm in Greece last year whilst we were there. Right after the forest fires on the Halkidiki peninsular. Went on for 3 hours in the middle of the day...

depending on the model, you can get wee memory cards with other countries roads on that you just pop in the sat-nav unit. Some also let you download the new info from t'interweb.