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    Embarrassed ?

    Hey Markie...do monkey-wrenches come from Hartlepool :?: :?: :?: Did a certain local plumber invent them...he's old enough, right? :lol: Er....I'd better be careful or MOD 2'll 'av me!
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    Buonas díaz Playmates ..

    Not the only one, Markie :wink: Good to see you back, Moz, and hear of your adventures :D
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    Memory Loss

    Oh...that's why Gordon doesn't speak out against it!
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    Richard Hammond

    Heard an interview with Richard Noble in which he said that driving over 250mph does strange things to your body and the key to driving at those speeds is experience, that you have to be able to think quickly. It was an insight from someone who knows. Hopefully Richard Hammond will make a...
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    School Governors

    I'd be happy to send my kids, if I had any, to a school with you as The Governor! Good luck *noodlz doffs his cloth cap and tugs his forelock*
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    Caption Competition #52

    Man standing to seated man..."I say, old chap, don't mind if I go up the aisle first?"
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    OK - first question of the new regime!

    Think he was refering to your hair :wink:
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    Caption Competition #52

    True, true...especially the bit about the 'most-loved', but we should rise above the lowlife of MTV and not stick it to our cartoon caricature...he's had enough of that already. Just playful banter, 90....hope you see the funny side....(he won't)
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    Caption Competition #52

    I've seen the unedited video and it's not pretty. I must add that they did have good cause to blank out the above phrase, seeing as the 90 is short for Joe-90. I have it on good authority that he was unable to walk for a good week after :D Perhaps he could elucidate.....(he won't).
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    Meat Loaf 2

    Darn it...always missing the good 'uns :? :wink:
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    Meat Loaf 2

    What did you say? I missed it! ...and I sit here waiting for replies :shock:
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    Richard Hammond

    Wouldn't it take off? 8) Wishing Richard a speedy recovery.
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    Sex in front of kids

    ...down by the fire. I did not mean to appear defensive or as if I was having a go, but I did want to clarify a point, because I'll bet my bottom dollar that in future on here when a debate about immigration or racism comes up, there will be those bandying about the term 'liberal' as if...
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    Sex in front of kids

    I wasn't refering to a political party either, but the word 'liberal' and how some use it as a broad-spanning derogatory term. In your example why not choose to say fascist parents who force their children to watch?
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    walk or not ?

    That may appear a simple question and all things being equal, A, B & C, however it might depend on the circumstances. If I sense danger, its late at night, I'm with a woman, there are lots of them ready to kick off and it appears they're just waiting for us to run the gauntlet, I'd be more wary...
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    Numerical illiterates

    Ah...that's the very word I was looking for, but couldn't for the life of me remember...unfortunately, I'm neither, but I do have this condition called Alz.....now what was it called again....what topic am I posting on...where am I?
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    Sex in front of kids

    Who have you ever heard advocating letting their children watch them? 'Lessons'? Where'd you get this one from? OMG, not 'the liberals' (*spits in disgust*) Please define what you mean by this term, as I'm not clear who you mean? Do you agree that Churchill was a 'liberal'? Here...
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    Enquire within upon everthing

    :lol: Is this one of those guessing games? Hmmmn...I see a witch with a big hooked nose and a large jutting knobbly chin! Am I right? :)
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    Numerical illiterates

    Ah...tis worse than I thought, Notty. There is help from numerical illiterates anonymous, however no-one knows who they really are, but apparently their number is in the phone book...look it up. :D p.s. Mr/Mrs/Miss/M/s Mod...why was it locked? Bit of harmless banter, no? :shock...
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    Oh well done ban-all-sheds

    I must take issue with this. I know many governments may argue a great deal, however, sometimes we need to STOP arguing so much and focus on a collective positive resolution of defined action to achieve a better tomorrow. Welcome back Zampa...not seen you about for a while :)
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