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Embarrassed ?
- Thread starter markie
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*noodlz's tongue turns a shade of brown*I might be 36 but don't look it. 
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36...but dont look it ....lol Yeah ...Right ..lol...lol..lol..lol...lol...lol..
as said In younger company out on the Razzle dazzle dont mention/bore them with online forums an any other rubbish from the net ,
they may bring it up ,an chat about a vid from you tube or some my space board stuff, just nod an agree , dont go into a rant on immigration or the state of the Govt,
stick too things they are interested in like women , football, drugs ,Drink, music , Women , DRINK ...
On NO account in a club try too dance with the young teen girls with your Bobby charlton comb over flying about an your white John Travolta suit flapping about , you will look like an escaped paedo nutter , an the Yorkshire Ripper beard has to go too..lol
If you do get a chance to speak too a young teen lass, try looking at her face as you do, an not her chest , an the "sid the sexist" comments only work if youre
A
a Premier Footballer
B
A Fit Young Adonis ..
C
Lottery winner
If the other young guys "cop off" who have taken you out for the night ,
dont get all bitter an twisted an mess it up for them , take yourself to the bar an go chat up a lady your own age ,
If that fails I hear you can get Roppies for a fiver ...lol
as said In younger company out on the Razzle dazzle dont mention/bore them with online forums an any other rubbish from the net ,
they may bring it up ,an chat about a vid from you tube or some my space board stuff, just nod an agree , dont go into a rant on immigration or the state of the Govt,
stick too things they are interested in like women , football, drugs ,Drink, music , Women , DRINK ...
On NO account in a club try too dance with the young teen girls with your Bobby charlton comb over flying about an your white John Travolta suit flapping about , you will look like an escaped paedo nutter , an the Yorkshire Ripper beard has to go too..lol
If you do get a chance to speak too a young teen lass, try looking at her face as you do, an not her chest , an the "sid the sexist" comments only work if youre
A
a Premier Footballer
B
A Fit Young Adonis ..
C
Lottery winner
If the other young guys "cop off" who have taken you out for the night ,
dont get all bitter an twisted an mess it up for them , take yourself to the bar an go chat up a lady your own age ,
If that fails I hear you can get Roppies for a fiver ...lol
C'mon - someone else's turn to find a suitable picture on Google...markie said:gcol said:Pi ss their self laughing eh?markie said:kevplumb said:the problem is YER UGLY bonny lad
Uglywhen women see me it's like the river tyne has bursts it's banks, my shoes are soaken by the end of the night.
How did you know, :lol here's me thinking it was something else,
