ladies posting

[ban-all-sheds]

Hi Toffee,

Mmm, you are called Toffee because you are from Liverpool area, or are nice to chew on?

Which is it?

love,

notb665

Or because she is sweet?

Or because she is sticky?

Ask your neighbour if he knows....

 

[ban-all-sheds]

PS - are you trying to prove her friends right?

 

[notb665]

Everyone likes a bit of flattery.

 

[hermes]

Have you got a webcam, I am 21, single, very handsome and rich and hung like a donkey!

 

[mlb3c]

Everyone likes a bit of flattery.

yes......hmmmm....like chopped liver.... with onions! very flattering, thank you

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Man cannot live by chocolate alone...

 

[pickles]

I wouldn't worry to much about it Toffee.

I've been watching these threads for the past few days and they are hilarious. You and brightness etc come across ok but the blokes are all doing a very good impression of the sort of sad old randy dogs that need a bucket of cold water thrown over them

Sorry guys, you can hate me for saying it but it's true i've been on the floor absolutely ****ing myself. You all need to get out more. I'm suprised no one's posted their Knob on line yet Moz will oblige and put you all to shame despite alcohol/diabetes

PUT THOSE TONGUES BACK IN YO MOUTHS, DOWN FIDO DOWN

The mods must be on another planet, what have you done to them. Shot them

Sorry if this causes offence but it is getting a bit like happy days in here

ps hurl as much abuse as you like i'm offline for a while rebuilding my pc for a while so i can't hear you

pps Girls your bums look absolutely giagantic in everything. Hate me for ever and ignore me if I ever come back

pps don't take this too seriously, it's just a stream of conciousness that came out during one of my brief moments back on line' if I stopped to think it would have stayed in my head

bye

 

[keyplayer]

PUT THOSE TONGUES BACK IN YO MOUTHS, DOWN FIDO DOWN

Lol, and the funny thing is Toffee and Brightness are probably a couple of beefy Muscle Marys who spend most of the time down Old Compton Street.
LOL.....

 

[pickles]

PUT THOSE TONGUES BACK IN YO MOUTHS, DOWN FIDO DOWN

Lol, and the funny thing is Toffee and Brightness are probably a couple of beefy Muscle Marys who spend most of the time down Old Compton Street.
LOL.....

Now that is funny. I was expecting abuse, but I can't hear it anyway because i'm not online

 

[Softus]

Have you got a webcam, I am 21, single, very handsome and rich and hung like a donkey!

Really? Your wife said you're hung like a pheasant.

 

[Gary_M]

....... I'm suprised no one's posted their Knob on line yet

It's a beauty, eh?

 

[pickles]

Have you got a webcam, I am 21, single, very handsome and rich and hung like a donkey!

Really? Your wife said you're hung like a pheasant.

and now i must retire to my likle sweet bed

 

[pickles]

....... I'm suprised no one's posted their Knob on line yet

It's a beauty, eh?

but not before saying "Balls" to your knob Gary_M

 

[Softus]

It's a beauty, eh?

That marvellous knob looks as though it's mounted on solid wood.

 

[Gary_M]

It's a beauty, eh?

That marvellous knob looks as though it's mounted on solid wood.

...and notice how the old hole has been plugged......but not very well