Embarrassed ?

[noodlz]

come on... the sad monkies brigade ..dont back out now you know

I will get you lads laid ,..........

there's only one monkey,

Hey Markie...do monkey-wrenches come from Hartlepool
Did a certain local plumber invent them...he's old enough, right?
Er....I'd better be careful or MOD 2'll 'av me!

 

[mlb3c]

 

[noodlz]

Good to see you round, Mlb...still playin him like a fiddle?

I tell you what though...they sure taught those monkey hangers some stuff about plumbing *noodlz's tongue turns a shade of brown*

MOD 2
be aware

 

[markie]

I might be 36 but don't look it.

 

[Moz]

36...but dont look it ....lol Yeah ...Right ..lol...lol..lol..lol...lol...lol..

as said In younger company out on the Razzle dazzle dont mention/bore them with online forums an any other rubbish from the net ,

they may bring it up ,an chat about a vid from you tube or some my space board stuff, just nod an agree , dont go into a rant on immigration or the state of the Govt,
stick too things they are interested in like women , football, drugs ,Drink, music , Women , DRINK ...

On NO account in a club try too dance with the young teen girls with your Bobby charlton comb over flying about an your white John Travolta suit flapping about , you will look like an escaped paedo nutter , an the Yorkshire Ripper beard has to go too..lol
If you do get a chance to speak too a young teen lass, try looking at her face as you do, an not her chest , an the "sid the sexist" comments only work if youre
A
a Premier Footballer
B
A Fit Young Adonis ..
C
Lottery winner

If the other young guys "cop off" who have taken you out for the night ,
dont get all bitter an twisted an mess it up for them , take yourself to the bar an go chat up a lady your own age ,
If that fails I hear you can get Roppies for a fiver ...lol

 

[ban-all-sheds]

the problem is YER UGLY bonny lad

Ugly when women see me it's like the river tyne has bursts it's banks, my shoes are soaken by the end of the night.

Pi ss their self laughing eh?

How did you know, :lol here's me thinking it was something else,

C'mon - someone else's turn to find a suitable picture on Google...

 

[kevplumb]

proper geordie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/kevplumb/Picture.jpg

there yer go fella

 

[keyplayer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/kevplumb/Picture.jpg

Cup of tea and a slice of cake Aunt Sally?

 

[mlb3c]

it's andy capp