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One good way of finding things that you've 'lost' indoors is to put one leg of a pair of tights over the hose of your hoover and go over the entire floor/furniture with it. Obviously the tights stop the object being sucked up the hose :)

Very clever :lol: Looks like they've finally managed to wake up and smell the coffee :roll:

I think birth control is exactly what's needed. Afterall, if they didn't keeping breeding every 5 minutes, it stands to reason that there wouldn't be so much starvation and child mortality :roll:

I totally agree with you but I doubt they've got the b@lls to take it that far unfortunately. They'll probably be quaking in their boots waiting to see what the repercussions of this 'defiance' will be first :roll:

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Hi Mark I was just wondering ........ if you turn the cellar into a cinema room and don't install a window, what will be your means of escape in the event of fire in the room the cellar door opens into?

Thank you all, very helpful :)

No, it's not a static caravan or mobile home, it's a bungalow :)

Hi I've seen a bungalow I'm interested in buying but would be grateful for some advice about the current location of the CU. It's outside in the electric meter cupboard. Obviously it's not very convenient but I was wondering whether it is advisable to have it there what with the freezing...

Good answer conny :D

That's one hell of a coincidence. About 18 months ago, I heard of a woman who did exactly the same thing. She also tied her two dogs to the back of the car and drove off. Needless to say, they both died. What I couldn't understand then and don't understand now is, how the f*ck did no other...

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retch Rhubarb-eating tortoises can't hibernate

So what's the point of spending millions on advertising the Benefit Fraud Hotline if they're not going to follow up every lead :roll: :evil:

If there's a PDSA (People's Dispensary for Sick Animals) near you that's probably the best place to take them. If not, I agree with wotan that the local vet should treat injured animals found by members of the public free of charge. If nothing else, the vet can do a microchip scan to...

Yes :D

:shock: :shock: :shock: (maybe this clue is a little unfair as it's more likely to be watched by women than men!)

(sorry about the Y - you got me back though :lol: ) yesterday Yikes, ever so tired, experiencing real dizziness after yours

Hint hint: (daytime programme - some men like them this way :shock: )