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I hate buying a CD and then struggling to get the celophane off because my nails are too short. :evil:

Yesterday I cooked readymeal stew in the oven. It said stir halfway through cooking, So I went nextdoor and called the neighbour a ****. :D

vacuum them out :mrgreen: and then let your mrs change the bag :twisted:

OHHHH no all that hard work wasted :D

Their music and singing still sounded spot on. How doe Jagger stay so slim?? They were still loved because their music is the soundtrack of everyones lives. Have to say I think poor old keith Richards is heading towards a mobility scooter stage appearance next year.

Hmm I have oodles of happy thankers but my profile shows 0 thanks in 0 posts? What's occuring??

In October they will gorge on the dropped fermented apples and getting fighting drunk

Plug the hole. I had a wasp nest in my kitchen roof. I just plugged their entry point. No more wasps. Slight problem was dead wasps falling into the kitchen for a year or so when I changed duff spotlight bulbs.

The internet is NOTHING like the Industrial revolution. The IR increased productivity and reduced costs. The internet massively decraeses productivity and increases costs. I remember when desktop publishing was invented and this was before the internet existed on the general market. The...

press green unlock then your code and ANY button quickly and repeatedly until it says Alarm Off. Its in the speed of your pressing that matters or it reverts back to alarm alarm

Really the reason that Egyptians loved the cats was because they lived in a big cat litter tray. The sand was marvellous The cats killed the vermin Then buried their poo which was eaten by dung beetles everybody happy The reason that LMB doesn't like cats is only he is allowed to...

It's not a yes/no answer it has to come with riders. However if you want a simple answer then I say yes. I'm sorry to see you have stated they are crims because you dont actually know their circumstances but hey generalisations are the name of your game Joe.

That's easy . Leave the EU the sooner the better.

I bought some spuds and it also said wash before eating. So i went and had a bath. Came downstairs and cooked the spuds and they were still gritty. :|

Amnesty with the condition we stop all immigration or future immigrants are not elligible for welfare.

No it doesn't work like that A&E cannot prescribe medication for chronic ailments they can only deal with acute presentations. With a chronic condition you will just get directed back to your GP. Without a medical record they are limited in what they can do. The only way an illegal can get...

Joe I will let the public decide which of us makes the most sense I certainly would not trust it to your opinion. Should we have a poll? 8)

I agree with an amnesty on ONE condition. Until we have our countries finances heading in the right direction ALL immigration stops immediately. I agree with an amnesty because we lost a handle on the wherabouts of the illegals. An amnesty would mean we would have accountability. It would...

open or closed doesn't matter in your case Joe it doesn't give you the tools to think properly in the first place.

We are so weak and pathetic. If gangs of white men had been gang raping Muslim girls then there would have been streets burning throughout the land. The accused would not have even lived to make it as far as jail.