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Why does everyone assume faulty installation? It's more probable IMO that this 91 year old woman left the gas on after boiling the pan of milk for her late night Horlicks then came down in the morning turned on the Kitchen light and ... Kabooom! It's only a matter of time before this...

Agree 100%

There are more building regulations in this country than any of our major European neighbours or in the US and yet we have no better safety record. This is IMO because most homeowners who DIY don't know what is subject to building regs (education) and that regs alone aren't enough there needs...

If he's a bullet magnet ... Absolutely ... Best place to be :lol: If he had anything about him now he would be true to his previous position and resign his commission. A soldier who can't be placed in danger is as much use as a plumber who can't go near naked flames :wink:

The standard national contract with Patientline did not preclude the use of mobiles and most hospitals adopted this ... A few daft ones didn't though :lol: Many hospitals now allow mobile phones in most areas and only generally prohibit their use in critical care areas (ICU/HDU) and on...

The black box always seems to survive ... Why don't they make the planes out of the same material :lol:

Captain and above may continue to use their title.

What a load of old cobblers. Whilst I'm not advocating non-Corgi gas work in any way, to say that you will have difficulty selling your house if you've had a new boiler fitted and Corgi haven't been notified or B-C or you don't have a benchmark certificate or PartP certificate for your new...

That's okay ... Methane comes from Bull**** and that burns :lol:

I left my apprentice under the floorboards last year ... It took a month before I noticed he was missing :lol:

Hard disk drives last longer when left spinning than when being started/stopped ... This is why it's best to leave a computer powered up and simply turn off the monitor ... Likewise, leave Sky+ to its own devices.

Lord Lucan?

As Stulz joined the forum on the 1st of April do we assume that all his posts are nonsense like the above?

Q. Why do seagulls have wings? A. To beat the gypsies to the tip!

A fella comes home from work and his girlfriend's sat on the stairs with her suitcases packed. He says "What's the matter?" She says "I'm leaving you cos you're a paedophile" He says "That's a big word for an 8 year old" :wink:

They took samples from the artefacts, exposed them to nucleonic particles in a vacuum to release stored atoms which they then sent off for gas analysis by an expert to establish age. They have rubbished the findings of the so-called gas expert though as he wasn't registered with Corgi :wink:

People are far more likely to react badly to email than a phone call ... Technology getting in the way of what we do best ... Talking to each other :wink:

Is it the song they're whistling that bothers you or don't you like whistling per se? :wink:

Agreed ... Use traditional for failsafe and Surestop for convenience.

The OP said that the plumber had melted the Main electric cable? If he means the incoming tails it will be more than a 50p piece of cable and far more costly to remedy.