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You sad lot have the combined brain power of my cat! Joe-90 tells you that I am Megawatt and you believe him. What a bunch of fools you are. I assure you that I am most certainly NOT MW. I wish I was mind you as they're having a f***ing brilliant time at the moment in the US the...

One of 2 things apply here: 1. You are a silly tw@t for believing Joe90's nonsense. or 2. You are Joe90 Which is it?

And all are certifiable. Perhaps, but I'm also the only one being honest.

If the lucky s0d wasn't already dead he'd die of shame hearing that :lol: Stick to the guitar old fella you're reasonably plausible on that. Really, the singing's pretty awful. Someone has to be honest with you.

Someone's ****ed I think.

WHAT TALENT :shock: If it makes him happy great but he's a talentless moaning old toss pot. My cat sings better when I step on his tail. It would help if he put some f***ing teeth in before he starts wailing.

If you make a citizens arrest make sure you only use reasonable force and you will be fine. Turning green and splitting the seams on your clothes will only give the sympathy card to the slag. (or, if you do decide to batter him, don't get caught).

I think putting your teeth in before you sing will actually lend more feeling to the vocal Joe :lol:

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Cyclists (and motorcyclists) are fine when they obey the same rules as the rest of us. If they don't simply knock the silly tw*ts off, they'll soon get the message.

What do you mean spoil it? She made my childhood :lol:

I saw Jim Davidson about 15 years ago (maybe longer) when he toured with Richard Digence. The show was fantastic but 2 things made it memorable. 1. Loads of people walked out in disgust at some of his jokes despite him having taken out an ad in the local press for weeks beforehand warning...

F is the Ghosts of Motley Hall And D is Barbapapa :lol:

I lost my virginity at 14 & 10 months to a nice young lady student teacher (as did a few others it has since transpired :lol: ) I really enjoyed the experience and don't feel in any way "damaged" as a result :? Joe has a point about the almost legal thing.

Pogles wood. Was this real or did I have a bad trip? :?

Would a gymnast with bi-polar syndrome not be able to compete on the asymmetric bars? Or would they jump every other hurdle perhaps? :lol:

The new ones are the ethnic variety.

Yee har Jester's dead :lol:

Another gift from the US. Get used to it cos it'll only get worse as the Government won't take on the legal profession.

Not unless we want far more racial tension than we have now.