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RUN AWAY! Right there are three or four blokes with knives got you blocked in. Defend yourself. How are you going to do that. Please be nice chaps and let me go. Some of us live in areas that are full of not nice people and you need to be ready to protect yourself. Here endeth the lesson.

ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME,ME. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

The only thing they have in hand is what they use to pis* with or a brown envelope,allegedly.

Have a good one. Just a little advice on reaching your 60th. Never trust a far* BE HAPPY

And he did not seem bothered that he had just missed a penalty kick.

Ten pounds. Bet one of my brothers a tenner that would be the score. He said keep the tenner otherwise he felt I would have been robbed by that prat. Mind you that prat as I called him has more cash in the bank from playing football that I could hope to have if I worked for the next twenty...

I had a bet for England to win seven nil and that so called professional missed a simple penalty against a part time player. What a plonker.

I am sure they have changed the name to Isle of person. BE HAPPY

Such a modest chap.

This debate should be moved to the philosophy section, if we had one. Three pages discussing the C word. Enough already! BE HAPPY

I have heard some say that i am not the sharpest knife in the draw. Lets just say i meant well. :oops:

ticket office :lol: :lol: :lol:

What ever happened to freedom of speech. We are all adults,I trust. O K he may go over the top sometimes but he is part of the furniture and often makes contributions that others would be thinking but would rather not commit themselves to paper. Bit like Private Eye. Tell the truth but upset...

That would be going down the wrong path. Punish them. Sixty hours community service should be changed to three years in prison. Second offence six years in prison. Third offence sixteen years. Lock the bast***s up. RETRIBUTION!! That will cut the crime rate very fast.

Just heard. Elastic has gone up twenty pence a stretch. Absolutuley diabolical. How can we feed our families with this sort of inflation. What next. Canada had it last week. Their cheese is up ten pence a ton. I'm thinking of taking my family to Croatia. You know make a better life...

Good joke :lol: :lol:

You have done much for your party over many years. Don't stop now just because the tabloid press is hounding you. Be more circumspect in your private life. Please do not leave the your party.

Speaking of elephants. Some animals at the zoo pi**ed on me and I had to remove all my clothing. It just so happened that I was standing next to the elephant enclosure. I'm sure one of the elephant said to the other. How does he pick things up with that thing! How old is that!!