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He can help himself by drinking two litres of bottled non sparkling water every day and stop drinking coffee. Stop smoking. In fact I would advise only drinking bottled water rather than the stuff from your local water supply which has been through the human body many times and generally...

I said it. However it was borrowed from an American Senator who said. There is no room in this country of our for hyphenated Americanism. What I mean is If you wish to make England your home then do as the English do. When in Rome.......... This is not, directly or indirectly a racist comment.

I am very pleased for you that your children are so well balanced and doing well. I made myself sound like a bad father but in fact my children were on the whole well behaved and the need to punish did not occur too often. My princess ( Joanne ) never required punishment from me. Princesses...

Watched the people going in and will not bother watching the program again. FREAK SHOW BE HAPPY

Did we not do this one some time ago? Be happy

Had similar problem with one of my sons. Each time this happened he received a very sharp smack around the ear. He very soon found being a good boy was less painful. he is now thirty years old and a gent.

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Britishism. BE HAPPY

On our Housing Association estate carpenters work full time cleaning the windows. BE HAPPY

We live on a Housing Association estate. It was called a council estate. Nothing has changed, everybody loves everybody else. Some days we look throught the round window other days we look through the broken window. BE HAPPY

Zen buddhists monks refrain from sex as do monks of other Buddhist sects. Followers of the Buddha's teachings may partake at their will just so long as they are not monks or novice monks. Good joke though. :lol: :lol: BE HAPPY

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I get email link re a subject then when I attempt to open it, it comes up "this topic does not exist" Anyone know what that is all about or is it just my computer throwing a fit. BE HAPPY

Did anyone see what that snide Shumacher did on the track today. He should be banned for this race and the next one. The last time he pulled somthing like this was with D. Hill when he tried to ram him off the track. The powers that be should stop him in his tracks. BE HAPPY

He said he was a sniper in the army and I am confident he is telling the truth. Snipers kill, it is their sole job while in the army. Snipers kill. Prime ministers sent soldires to kill people. In this case to secure the oil resources for the near future. I think it was wrong and he did not...

Join the army. Start bleating when real bullets are fired. What did you think army meant? Soldiers use real bullets when in action and nasty people who also have real bullets shoot back. Snipers are specialist killers. Snipers are specialist killers. Snipers are specialist killers. have...

It is not called Iran Tone. It is called Iran. BE HAPPY

Bush W is saying, And your name is ? BE HAPPY

I try not to talk too much BE HAPPY

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