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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of...

35 seconds... I couldn't last that long...

The issue is not whether it hurts or not it is whether or not you will ever want children again. After the ex did the dirty I met the present Mrs and we have 4 children between us, so I defo did not want any more. My doctor persuaded me to have it done under General (as it allowed more time to...

All farms are businesses, some make money hand over fist but some are struggling. just like builders.

I'm giving up sprouts & Beer & Chocolate- well maybe not the Beer!

I bought my wife a 2000 watt lamp for Xmas- you should have seen her face light up!

So who is F****** who?

A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy blonde across from him raise her hand and smile hello. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know...

Hang on, don't you just download the skills required through your big black spectacles? :lol:

Anyone can be Self Employed and Employed at the same time, it all depends on the facts of the engagement. Basically if you act as a "servant" to a "master" then you are employed, if you provide services to anyone who will pay for them you are self employed (Assuming you are not a Company...

As Rod Stewart said, cut out the middle bit, find a woman you can't stand and buy her a house.

Yes, I sprayed it with silicon grease, when it sticks it takes a fair bit of pressure to push it back in, so I assume its water pressure rather than lack of lubrication- I could try different grease?

Hot Water demand plunger that connects to the microswitch is sticking. It was stuck this morning after working fine all weekend, and the CH has not been on so it is now sticking intermittantly. Something must be affecting water flow to one side of the diapraghm to make it stick in the "on"...

I have replaced the Diapragm & gland nut on the hot water switch which now works fine. After the CH has been used the plunger sticks in the on position after turning the tap off, causing the overheat shutdown to kick in. Could something in the Heating circuit be affecting the hot water circuit...

Thanks Tony, I'll try to see if one of the routes is blocked. There is a regulator behind the diapraghm, Ive replaced the O ring but I wonder if this is failing also, problem is the part S801187 does not seem to be available.

Yes, spring fitted and correct way round- I will try some grease though. When removed the pin moves freely against the spring, but when installed it might need lubricating, so thanks for that.

The old diapragm was in pieces so the pin would not extend when the Hot top was turned on. I have fitted a new diapragm and brass cover, however now the pin extends but does not retract fully, leaving the switch on all the time. I have checked that the diapragm is seated properly and replaced a...