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Why will there be millions, all the Scots and Irish are already down south? lol. It's just a case of trading places mate. :D

Scotland, it's a damn site better than this country anyway. I'm half Glaswegian. Or failing that, Ireland, lovely hills and scenery. Or did Imiss the original point?

Bob, where u get Santa hat for 50p? Wish I lived in your world at christmas time. Oh f**k, seen some of ur other posts, second thoughts, glad I live in my own strange world :lol:

"A NEW MOD IN TOWN" Aint that a song by The Eagles, or was it The Jam?

Joe, I have only scanned through this post, so may have missed some relevant points, if so please forgive me. But to say that women don't feature in lists of sex offenders is most incorrect. Maybe there are none on the list in question( I don't know, I haven't looked.) But we only have to look...

Out of interest, what is the average price of a santa hat over here, compared to the average price of a Cuban taxi. Santa hat £4? Cuban taxi, couple of dollars? I think I'd pay the taxi. Also, where would you get a decent supply of santa hats, in the middle of summer.

Gcol, I have just seen your other post on the same subject lol. Now I wish I hadn't written the above (not copying, honest) :oops: Strangely enough though, I was also originally gonna mention blue parkas :)

Girl racing fan misunderstands, when driver explains he has a 14 inch dipstick!

Great post. I had forgotten all about wearing my coat by the hood only. :)

Does anyone listen 2 these stations? Don't mean your average well-known ones like radio1 etc, but smaller stations that only broadcast on net. Am in process of setting one up, and know there is a potential audience for it. Totally across-the-board range of music, chat about stimulating subjects...

Bruce, I hope you have a crash helmet, or can hide behind your settee. With your last question about what constitutes notifiable work, I predict a barrage of replies about Part P. Many of which may be unhelpful/ derogatory. And some will say what I'm about to say. Please don't consider doing...

Ban, where the hell do you find these sites. And MUCH MUCH more importantly, where the hell do I get 3 gallons of liquid oxygen. I can see my BBQs are suddenly gonna get a whole lot more interesting :twisted:

Ninebob, the drunken delights of pushing people round in shopping trolleys, huh? I find it works at its best when pusher, or pushee, or ideally both, are wearing traffic cones on their heads. :lol:

Sorry, please ignore my last response, I totally mis-read your original question. (That'll teach me to post after a few glasses of white.) :oops:

The work in your garage is not notifyable, if u already have power to the garage. The cable u wanna run under/ across ur garden IS notifyable.

I am in no way sticking up for the bloke, but everyone thinks of him as thick. But surely, can someone who is thick, really become president of the worlds most powerful country? How does it work, I don't know.

Do you really have to raise 900 quid? I thought u could enter for free. Always wanted 2 do it, but not now. I dont know enough people to raise £9 let alone £900.

Agree with Hermes. When you find something in your house that "The last resident left behind" you may be surprised what it can still do.

Oi you, where did u get a photo of my girlfriend from?

Mans Barbecue? Plates, napkins, salad? Surley not! Meat, meat, meat, gallon of petrol, and 2 gallons of beer (each.) Blaring music to p*** the neighbours off (who aint been invited) hosepipe fight, real fight (between 2 of your mates who cant stand each other), Someone throwing up down the...