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Horndean, thats exactly the conclusion that I came to,and what I was trying to get across to Softus. For whatever reason he failed to see my point . From what I read of anobiums example he had proved that the damp course was stopping the upward movement of moisture because his tests had shown...

As a relative newcomer to this site my attention has been drawn to this long running debate and I have come to the following conclusion. I am a layman in this field and I will stand corrected. However here goes, Anobium in his last post gave an example which initially did not make sense to me...

After many years of married life , a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things but nothing works. "It's all in your mind" says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits the shrink...

Wait for the jokes about the Ryan airbus aircraft which landed on a military runway instead of Londonderry airport. It could only happened in Ireland. Should do wonders for Ryans ticket sales! Still they do say there is no such thing as bad publicity. Don't you feel sorry for the pilot, this...

What about William Hague today and his exchange with Prescott. He really got prescott fuming with his comments comparing his use of the english language and that of the french president. What a waste he, (hague that is) is with the tories. Could say the same about Prescott though. No wonder...

Coudn't think of anything else to post. A blonde wanting to earn some extra money, decides to hire herself out as a handy-woman, and starts canvassing her neighbourhood. She arrives at a large house and asks the owner if he has any odd jobs for her to do. "Well I guess the porch...

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for...

You got me B.O.B. I know when I am beat. Prepare to be vulcanised!!!!!!!

B O B DOPE It has been brought to my attention that I addressed you incorrectly in my last posting. :roll: :roll: :roll: As if !

B O B DOPE wrote [ho stop suck holeing drsock you cant offend me your just jelous that i am getting a new car on the tick and you have had to work all your life] My dear BOB sorry I did not get back to you sooner, I was out to dinner with my wife and some friends. Very enjoyable it was...

Mlbc Please accept my sincere apologies, when referring to geeks I should have said , present company excepted. Methinks I should go and buy the book on how to make friends and influence people. In my defence I will say that I am still new to this game and at my age it takes a while for...

Would it be possible for your goverment to include BOB DOLE as a guest of you country on the next plane to guantanamo bay. I am sure he could do with the vacation and it would give him ample opportunity swot up on his spelling. If finance is a problem I am sure there are plenty of people on...

No offence taken old chap :)

Didn't I tell you I go out a lot :oops:

My dear chap, I think you miss the point. It is because I get out a lot that I don't know the answer. I lead a very busy and active social life and I have only ever seen this programme 3 times. Clearly you know the answer therefore you must stay in a lot. :wink: Am I to presume from your...

Can I get something of my chest as it has been bothering me for some time. In the opening shots to the Richard and Julie show on channel 4 there is a sequence which shows vehicles on a motorway approaching a contraflow. Suddenly from the right, yards from the central cut off cones appears a...

[ Any advice you can offer on a constantly cr*pping baby? Every day her nappy is changed at least once and every day she insists on sh*tting in it again :shock: How inconsiderate! Am thinking of buying a cork ] Not quite my speciality but I have it on good authority that hard boiled eggs can...

[Welcome, Drs Pock....sounds nasty...hope it clears up soon ] Sorry to be so pedantic noodlz, but it is dr spock.! Correct titles are so important don't you think. :wink:

Hate to admit this but I thought it was, lots of love. :oops:

Once again please excuse my ignorance but I keep seeing the phrase /word lol at the end of some contributions. What does it mean?